Answer the question ... - Page 2

vrg · 09 Apr 2006, 23:54

Especially if it clicks on the windshield.

Will Meat do well in golf on Monday.

SuperLoafMan · 10 Apr 2006, 00:01

Am sure he will do his best......

Is it televised??

SW31 · 10 Apr 2006, 00:05

i'm not quite sure

dose anyone have a clue

SuperLoafMan · 10 Apr 2006, 00:06

OK.....

Hope it is, would be good to watch wouldnt it??

SW31 · 10 Apr 2006, 00:22

sure would

dose anyone have a phone number we could ring

L96 · 10 Apr 2006, 00:31

Is there a particular number you are after, or will a random number do?

*AndyK* · 10 Apr 2006, 11:09

Any number will suffice.

Fancy a beer?

Ageing Bat · 10 Apr 2006, 11:48

Yuk, I really don't like beer..... thanks for asking anyway

It's snowing down here in Kent... is it snowing where you are today?

*AndyK* · 10 Apr 2006, 11:53

The bright sunshine indicates that the answer is in the negative to your insightful question.

Is it possible to eat a Fruit Pastille without chewing it?

Chris · 10 Apr 2006, 13:17

Exhaustive research by me and my minion, along with several villagers adn three tubes of fruit pastilles indicate that the answer is affirmative.

Do i have too much free time on my hands?

*AndyK* · 10 Apr 2006, 13:41

Way too much, but you'll go blind before you stop.

Is it natural for a fully grown adult to be eating Fruit Pastilles?

Chris · 10 Apr 2006, 13:42

Dunno as my minion is not a fully grown adult (and i was far too busy eating a Sherbet DibDab to eat any fruit pastilles)

Pepsi or Coke

*AndyK* · 10 Apr 2006, 13:45

Neither, the only thing one should dilute a Vodka with, is another Vodka to keep the first one company.

Is it lunchtime yet?

Chris · 10 Apr 2006, 13:49

Lunchtime was 49 minutes ago.

Is it acceptable to taunt customers in order to avoid boredom?

*AndyK* · 10 Apr 2006, 13:57

Never! Taunting customers is part of your job description and hence it is necessaryto do so to them in order to keep your job.

Shoudl I drive all the way to Bristol tomorrow in the outside lane of the M5?

LucyK! · 10 Apr 2006, 14:48

Definately! It's what Type R's are for!!

Can I really be bothered to work!?

*AndyK* · 10 Apr 2006, 14:54

More than likely you're stuck in the same mode as me whereby there is work to be carried out, but you can't actually be bothered to do any.

Am I likely to get a Type R from Avis as a hire car?

**Diane** · 10 Apr 2006, 15:07

In your dreams!

Now ... will the slow puncture hold out without me changing the wheel until I get to the tyre & exhaust garage?

*AndyK* · 10 Apr 2006, 15:13

Well, this is where the law of sod comes into force ... if you don't change the wheel then the puncture will not hold out, hoever if you do change the wheel then the tyre will remain fully inflated.

Has anyone seen my camel? (extra points for including the source reference in your answer)

**Diane** · 10 Apr 2006, 15:42

Where you left him, having his 6-monthly check-up

Train, boat or plane?

*AndyK* · 10 Apr 2006, 16:03

Plane ... better chance of an upgrade

(although quite how I can answer Y** or N* to a three option multi-choice question is beyond me)

Is Coronation Street a good thing?

Chris · 10 Apr 2006, 19:55

In the sense of providing nice young ladies at the cast parties down in Hebden Bridge, quite possibly. In the god-awful TV show sense then definitely not.

Should i go to the village karaoke on friday?

R. · 10 Apr 2006, 21:10

Only if you have a good insurance.

Should I buy a new car?

Keab42 · 10 Apr 2006, 21:17

only if you feel you need it.

do you like William Shatner's music?

AndrewG · 10 Apr 2006, 23:17

It may sound funny but actually I do.

Would you sleep with anybody from Meat's band?

09 Apr 2006, 23:54	#26
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Especially if it clicks on the windshield. Will Meat do well in golf on Monday.

10 Apr 2006, 00:01	#27
SuperLoafMan Meat Loaf Rocks! Join Date: 25.01.2005 Location: Barnsley, UK Posts: 3,887	Am sure he will do his best...... Is it televised??

10 Apr 2006, 00:05	#28
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	i'm not quite sure dose anyone have a clue

10 Apr 2006, 00:06	#29
SuperLoafMan Meat Loaf Rocks! Join Date: 25.01.2005 Location: Barnsley, UK Posts: 3,887	OK..... Hope it is, would be good to watch wouldnt it??

10 Apr 2006, 00:22	#30
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	sure would dose anyone have a phone number we could ring

10 Apr 2006, 00:31	#31
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Is there a particular number you are after, or will a random number do?

10 Apr 2006, 11:09	#32
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Any number will suffice. Fancy a beer?

10 Apr 2006, 11:48	#33
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	Yuk, I really don't like beer..... thanks for asking anyway It's snowing down here in Kent... is it snowing where you are today?

10 Apr 2006, 11:53	#34
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	The bright sunshine indicates that the answer is in the negative to your insightful question. Is it possible to eat a Fruit Pastille without chewing it?

10 Apr 2006, 13:17	#35
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Exhaustive research by me and my minion, along with several villagers adn three tubes of fruit pastilles indicate that the answer is affirmative. Do i have too much free time on my hands?

10 Apr 2006, 13:41	#36
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Way too much, but you'll go blind before you stop. Is it natural for a fully grown adult to be eating Fruit Pastilles?

10 Apr 2006, 13:42	#37
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Dunno as my minion is not a fully grown adult (and i was far too busy eating a Sherbet DibDab to eat any fruit pastilles) Pepsi or Coke

10 Apr 2006, 13:45	#38
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Neither, the only thing one should dilute a Vodka with, is another Vodka to keep the first one company. Is it lunchtime yet?

10 Apr 2006, 13:49	#39
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Lunchtime was 49 minutes ago. Is it acceptable to taunt customers in order to avoid boredom?

10 Apr 2006, 13:57	#40
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Never! Taunting customers is part of your job description and hence it is necessaryto do so to them in order to keep your job. Shoudl I drive all the way to Bristol tomorrow in the outside lane of the M5?

10 Apr 2006, 14:48	#41
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Definately! It's what Type R's are for!! Can I really be bothered to work!?

10 Apr 2006, 14:54	#42
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	More than likely you're stuck in the same mode as me whereby there is work to be carried out, but you can't actually be bothered to do any. Am I likely to get a Type R from Avis as a hire car?

10 Apr 2006, 15:07	#43
Diane Super Moderator Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Guernsey, Channel Islands Posts: 3,462	In your dreams! Now ... will the slow puncture hold out without me changing the wheel until I get to the tyre & exhaust garage?

10 Apr 2006, 15:13	#44
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Well, this is where the law of sod comes into force ... if you don't change the wheel then the puncture will not hold out, hoever if you do change the wheel then the tyre will remain fully inflated. Has anyone seen my camel? (extra points for including the source reference in your answer)

10 Apr 2006, 15:42	#45
Diane Super Moderator Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Guernsey, Channel Islands Posts: 3,462	Where you left him, having his 6-monthly check-up Train, boat or plane?

10 Apr 2006, 16:03	#46
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Plane ... better chance of an upgrade (although quite how I can answer Y** or N* to a three option multi-choice question is beyond me) Is Coronation Street a good thing?

10 Apr 2006, 19:55	#47
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	In the sense of providing nice young ladies at the cast parties down in Hebden Bridge, quite possibly. In the god-awful TV show sense then definitely not. Should i go to the village karaoke on friday?

10 Apr 2006, 21:10	#48
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Only if you have a good insurance. Should I buy a new car?

10 Apr 2006, 21:17	#49
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	only if you feel you need it. do you like William Shatner's music?

10 Apr 2006, 23:17	#50
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,080	It may sound funny but actually I do. Would you sleep with anybody from Meat's band?