Who is GOD? - Page 2

Rob The Badger · 04 Sep 2003, 19:19

I'll have you know, I don't do any of those. I'm God.

ROSIE · 04 Sep 2003, 19:29

God must be female, men can't take a joke or is the joke on the female
I dunno I just want my cat back.

Rosie

Crystal Eyes · 04 Sep 2003, 19:33

If Eyeore is God then I'm purer than God!

(see the purity test topic from ages back)

ROSIE · 04 Sep 2003, 19:37

OK prove your GOD male female ET I don't care prove it by sending Trigger home

Rosie

Crystal Eyes · 04 Sep 2003, 19:50

Hi Rosie,
Just read about Trigger. I'm so sorry to hear the news. But never give up hope. I've heard stories where cats have walked in the cat flap years after they've gone missing! I know you want him back now so those stories may not be much comfort but I've always believed there's a little bit of magic in the world.
Crystal

ROSIE · 04 Sep 2003, 20:16

Thank-you, I'm beginning to well up

Rosie

original sin · 04 Sep 2003, 22:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Eyes

Personally I don't think any of you can be god. You're all sinners! You drink, smoke and make rude jokes (atleast one of those anyway). You're the unholiest bunch I've ever met. Why do you think Satan frequented these forums long before GOD did?

Well thats a fair summary, I think

don't forget my earlier comment

Quote:

However consider this.................
Does it only have to be one person?
Are our transatlantic friends really out of the running for this?
Should there be an option "none of the above"?

Rob The Badger · 05 Sep 2003, 16:56

Soz Rosie, but God cannot interfere in the lives of mortals. Yes, God is speaking in third person today.

CarolM · 06 Sep 2003, 14:23

I voted sin,

but to tell the truth i thought it was sin at first ,

, now i havent God a b....y clue.

original sin · 06 Sep 2003, 15:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Mouse

I voted sin,

but to tell the truth i thought it was sin at first ,

, now i havent God a b....y clue.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! I don't want to take a bow for someone elses ingenuity but if I must....
A few of us had a very interesting discussion in chat last night and by looking at certain facts that have crept out , and we came up with a name, and this name has not even been mentioned yet

dottie · 06 Sep 2003, 18:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by dottie

I sure its Flying Mouse - and as for you young ones thinking it might be me, I might be one step closer than you to God

- but no chance

Actually I've changed my mind and I think it is Bren :o

After finding this, I have to agree its definitely Sin

Jen · 06 Sep 2003, 20:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by original sin

A few of us had a very interesting discussion in chat last night and by looking at certain facts that have crept out , and we came up with a name, and this name has not even been mentioned yet

As smart and talented as Sin is, I really don't think it's her. But after last night... now have a very strong suspicion as to who it is. How long until someone else comes up with it too...

Testify · 06 Sep 2003, 21:44

Yes it was very interesting last night and now we think we have a pritty good idea who it is as there were certain things that were mentioned.

...and like Jen said...how long untill someone else comes up with it to....

this is fun heehee

Rob The Badger · 07 Sep 2003, 10:10

It's not him. Sorry to burst the bubble.

GOD · 07 Sep 2003, 10:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore

I'll have you know, I don't do any of those. I'm God.

Oh you are, are you????

Hope everyone here has the sense not to worship these false Gods...

Rob The Badger · 07 Sep 2003, 11:49

But I really am God. The fact that I wasn't nominated is further proof. . .

Shane · 07 Sep 2003, 13:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore

But I really am God. The fact that I wasn't nominated is further proof. . .

LOL! I often encounter people who think they are God.

Rob The Badger · 07 Sep 2003, 14:16

It's all to do with ego really, wath:

I see the pen.
I move the pen.
I can manipulate the world around me.

I say I am God.
No one can refute that statement.
Ergo, I am God.

It's all a matter of who's stupid enough to believe me when I say I'm God (which I am).

GOD · 07 Sep 2003, 14:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore

I'm God (which I am).

No, You're not. I am.

These are delusions of granduer that you have, Eyeore.

There is only one true GOD, and i am it.

CarolM · 07 Sep 2003, 15:00

God whoever you are can you tell me one thing,

will i be going to heaven?

Crystal Eyes · 07 Sep 2003, 15:31

All right, GOD and Eyeore I challenge you each to tell me what was the deal with the dinosaurs?

PS Am I going to heaven to?

Chris · 07 Sep 2003, 18:40

Without wanting to blaspheme (hey, I'm an atheist but better cover my back, Just in Case!!!!!), Why in God's Avatar, does God appear to be wearing a pair of ruber gloves and some naff blue wellies!!!!!

I think I know who it might be!!! But he has not said anything yet!!

CarolM · 07 Sep 2003, 19:08

, Chris.

Rob The Badger · 07 Sep 2003, 21:51

He won't say anything because he's not.
To the challenge.
The dinosaurs were invented as early scientists realised the need for rather large versions of ordinary thinngs to scare people (King Kong for example). Of course, unlike giant apes, Dinosaurs have found they're way into popular culture. They keep us scared. When scared, we won't rebel. In short, Dinosaurs are a sociological institution created by scientists. Simple really.
As for you going to heaven, it's all relative.

Crystal Eyes · 07 Sep 2003, 23:39

Excuse me if I'm wrong here but I'm a little tired at the moment. Are you saying that scientists made dinosaurs up to scare us?

View Poll Results: Who Is GOD?
Heat	4	9.52%
Original Sin	9	21.43%
Dottie	3	7.14%
Chris	2	4.76%
THE FLYING MOUSE	5	11.90%
R.	3	7.14%
CarylB	4	9.52%
Bren The Bat	1	2.38%
GOD	11	26.19%
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04 Sep 2003, 19:19	#26
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I'll have you know, I don't do any of those. I'm God.

04 Sep 2003, 19:29	#27
ROSIE Invisible again! Join Date: 30.06.2003 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1,240	God must be female, men can't take a joke or is the joke on the female I dunno I just want my cat back. Rosie

04 Sep 2003, 19:33	#28
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	If Eyeore is God then I'm purer than God! (see the purity test topic from ages back)

04 Sep 2003, 19:37	#29
ROSIE Invisible again! Join Date: 30.06.2003 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1,240	OK prove your GOD male female ET I don't care prove it by sending Trigger home Rosie

04 Sep 2003, 19:50	#30
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	Hi Rosie, Just read about Trigger. I'm so sorry to hear the news. But never give up hope. I've heard stories where cats have walked in the cat flap years after they've gone missing! I know you want him back now so those stories may not be much comfort but I've always believed there's a little bit of magic in the world. Crystal

04 Sep 2003, 20:16	#31
ROSIE Invisible again! Join Date: 30.06.2003 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1,240	Thank-you, I'm beginning to well up Rosie

05 Sep 2003, 16:56	#33
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Soz Rosie, but God cannot interfere in the lives of mortals. Yes, God is speaking in third person today.

06 Sep 2003, 14:23	#34
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	I voted sin, but to tell the truth i thought it was sin at first , , now i havent God a b....y clue.

06 Sep 2003, 21:44	#38
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	Yes it was very interesting last night and now we think we have a pritty good idea who it is as there were certain things that were mentioned. ...and like Jen said...how long untill someone else comes up with it to.... this is fun heehee

07 Sep 2003, 10:10	#39
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	It's not him. Sorry to burst the bubble.

07 Sep 2003, 11:49	#41
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	But I really am God. The fact that I wasn't nominated is further proof. . .

07 Sep 2003, 14:16	#43
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	It's all to do with ego really, wath: I see the pen. I move the pen. I can manipulate the world around me. I say I am God. No one can refute that statement. Ergo, I am God. It's all a matter of who's stupid enough to believe me when I say I'm God (which I am).

07 Sep 2003, 15:00	#45
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	God whoever you are can you tell me one thing, will i be going to heaven?

07 Sep 2003, 15:31	#46
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	All right, GOD and Eyeore I challenge you each to tell me what was the deal with the dinosaurs? PS Am I going to heaven to?

07 Sep 2003, 18:40	#47
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Without wanting to blaspheme (hey, I'm an atheist but better cover my back, Just in Case!!!!!), Why in God's Avatar, does God appear to be wearing a pair of ruber gloves and some naff blue wellies!!!!! I think I know who it might be!!! But he has not said anything yet!!

07 Sep 2003, 19:08	#48
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	, Chris.

07 Sep 2003, 21:51	#49
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	He won't say anything because he's not. To the challenge. The dinosaurs were invented as early scientists realised the need for rather large versions of ordinary thinngs to scare people (King Kong for example). Of course, unlike giant apes, Dinosaurs have found they're way into popular culture. They keep us scared. When scared, we won't rebel. In short, Dinosaurs are a sociological institution created by scientists. Simple really. As for you going to heaven, it's all relative.

07 Sep 2003, 23:39	#50
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	Excuse me if I'm wrong here but I'm a little tired at the moment. Are you saying that scientists made dinosaurs up to scare us?