Bumper Stickers...

[R.]

My car hasn't got a bumper for that .

[heat]

Originally Posted by R.

My car hasn't got a bumper for that .

a likely story....

Sounds like you is in Bumper-dumper denial

But it's ok, R.....i won't tell anyone...

[Asha]

Me I'm a turkey :lol

[MBrevard]

Hey, R. That guy is serious!! He's honestly selling those things!! Isn't the Internet wonderful??!!

Here are a few more bumper stickers. Hope there aren't too many reruns:

• The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
  
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  
• Money can't buy happiness... but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  
• Deja Moo: the feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
  
• Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're ok...
  
• Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  
• A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
  
• It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.
  
• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  
• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
  
• Paranoids are people too. They have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
  
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  
• Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
  
• Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will NOT be evenly distributed.
  
• Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
  
• The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  
• If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  
• COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
  
• Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
  
• A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
  
• Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
  
• Supplement: A .44 Magnum beats four aces.

Love,
MB
xxx