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Old 24 Mar 2008, 17:36   #26
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Customer;have you missed me
Me; yea like a hole in the head
Customer;thats not funny ive been in hospital and had surgery on my skull and literary
have a hole in my head
Me;oops..............lol
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 21:22   #27
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 21:41   #28
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 10:17   #29
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"are you feeling ok today,you look dreadful"

"No i feel fine thanks".............((oops))
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 13:39   #30
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 13:56   #31
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 14:37   #32
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Old 26 Mar 2008, 10:32   #33
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When you open the window and wack the boss in the head ,who was standing outside having a ciggie lol ((shouldnt have stood so close lol))
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Old 26 Mar 2008, 16:31   #34
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When you open the window and wack the boss in the head ,who was standing outside having a ciggie lol ((shouldnt have stood so close lol))

Who's more in trouble though?

You for whacking John in the head?

Or John for smoking?

I take it Frannie still thinks he's quit?





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Old 26 Mar 2008, 19:55   #35
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Who's more in trouble though?

You for whacking John in the head?

Or John for smoking?

I take it Frannie still thinks he's quit?





You know you're in trouble when you notice a small shadow right under your feet that is getting bigger and bigger by the second.
yea she still thinks he has quit,she must be mental,he stinks of smoke lol

You know you"re in trouble when you pull a sickie,then go out on the piss and who walks in the night club but your boss......oh dear
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Old 26 Mar 2008, 20:09   #36
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You know you're in trouble when someone you know who's been dead for 10 years in telling you to "walk towards the light"
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Old 26 Mar 2008, 20:19   #37
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you know your in trouble when you got a dead person who fancys you
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Old 26 Mar 2008, 20:22   #38
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 10:10   #39
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when you lose your temper at the bus stop and whack someone for pushing in front of you ((( having a really really bad day )))
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 15:18   #40
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when you lose your temper at the bus stop and whack someone for pushing in front of you ((( having a really really bad day )))

She's so gentle and sedate is my mummy in law



You know you're in trouble when your undertaker starts to make daily visits to see how you are
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Old 27 Mar 2008, 19:30   #41
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when you lose your temper at the bus stop and whack someone for pushing in front of you ((( having a really really bad day )))

Think it was because it was a full moon ,lol..well thats my excuse and im sticking to it...
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