Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) - Page 12

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 20:56

The dog can be on backing vocals

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Originally Posted by mszee

Oh we can sing on line...it's in real life that cats will join in...no coordination between ear and mouth...

Did I tell you I can make one of my dogs sing with my singing? Yeah...that's how I sing...

mszee · 25 May 2006, 21:07

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

The dog can be on backing vocals

nah...she will be the lead singer...she actually sings better than me...and louder...something in my voice drives her insane...I will tape it someday and send you a copy...hahahaha....

mszee · 25 May 2006, 21:08

Do you realize that some time during or just before the wedding I will hit my 1000 post????

dant796 · 25 May 2006, 21:16

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well mlukfc really is the place for miracles lately.
A Mouse marrying a cat.
Now Elvis back from the grave.

Not to mention The Monster's Loose which is pretty damn miraculous

It is written that "the king is gone but he's not forgotten" - so the faithful shall not lose heart but know that the Elvis dwells among us.

Besides, Elvis is alive and well and living with space aliens ... saw it in the Weekly World News, so it must be true!

mszee · 25 May 2006, 21:20

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Originally Posted by dant796

It is written that "the king is gone but he's not forgotten" - so the faithful shall not lose heart but know that the Elvis dwells among us.

Besides, Elvis is alive and well and living with space aliens ... saw it in the Weekly World News, so it must be true!

Look who cat dragged in...Can do you do something with your partner - Lotus - we're having problems with her...she keeps on ranting on us...

L96 · 25 May 2006, 21:52

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Originally Posted by mszee

Ok...will you be able to marry us or not...just yes or no will suffice

The state of matrimony is not to be mocked, thee must fully and truly commit thyselves in the way of the Loaf, thine life to be dedicated amongst the 4 of thee for eternity, for only through the selfless devotion of each other to thine true loves can thee be welcomed into the house of the Meat and have the pointed piano of the gatekeeper spare thee from the BabBazz, should thee fail to heed this advice, ye shall rot forever amongst the nostril hairs of the evil one.

L96 · 25 May 2006, 21:57

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Originally Posted by mszee

Look who cat dragged in...Can do you do something with your partner - Lotus - we're having problems with her...she keeps on ranting on us...

There are no partnerships, merely alliances and treaties between the defenders of the Loaf, as we unite against the evil and treacherous lechers that threaten to overwhelm the world, protectors and defenders against the ungodly, promoters of the Loaf and the gatekeeper Jim of the pointed piano, and the overbearing influence of them all, the spirit R'n'R, thee can yet be saved from BabBazz by embracing the truth and the light, "for in the beginning was law and order, and education, the law became disorderly and chaotic, and education grew weak, twas the Loaf that returned the disorderly to the law, and protected the education from the surrounding chaos." (Book of Loaf, 1:1-4)

mszee · 25 May 2006, 22:13

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Originally Posted by lotus96

The state of matrimony is not to be mocked, thee must fully and truly commit thyselves in the way of the Loaf, thine life to be dedicated amongst the 4 of thee for eternity, for only through the selfless devotion of each other to thine true loves can thee be welcomed into the house of the Meat and have the pointed piano of the gatekeeper spare thee from the BabBazz, should thee fail to heed this advice, ye shall rot forever amongst the nostril hairs of the evil one.

Who is 4 of thee???

Hey...FM...is this going to be a swinging marriage???

L96 · 25 May 2006, 22:17

SIN, LUST, LIES AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this.

mszee · 25 May 2006, 22:18

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Originally Posted by lotus96

There are no partnerships, merely alliances and treaties between the defenders of the Loaf, as we unite against the evil and treacherous lechers that threaten to overwhelm the world, protectors and defenders against the ungodly, promoters of the Loaf and the gatekeeper Jim of the pointed piano, and the overbearing influence of them all, the spirit R'n'R, thee can yet be saved from BabBazz by embracing the truth and the light, "for in the beginning was law and order, and education, the law became disorderly and chaotic, and education grew weak, twas the Loaf that returned the disorderly to the law, and protected the education from the surrounding chaos." (Book of Loaf, 1:1-4)

Are you going to perform the ceremony or not...*tapping her foot*

mszee · 25 May 2006, 22:18

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Originally Posted by lotus96

SIN, LUST, LIES AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this.

I am scared...

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 22:21

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Originally Posted by mszee

Who is 4 of thee???

Hey...FM...is this going to be a swinging marriage???

No darling.
I don't want to share you with anyone

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 22:23

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Originally Posted by lotus96

SIN, LUST, LIES AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this.

*glances at the ban button on his super moderator control pannel, and is so highly tempted

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Religeous persecution

mszee · 25 May 2006, 22:28

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

*glances at the ban button on his super moderator control pannel, and is so highly tempted

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Religeous persecution

Oh no, darling...after all...we moved in with her...without the invitation...and we're not even paying rent...must be annoying to have all these people when all she wanted was to rant in peace and quiet on the test part of the forum...geez...we even moved her out of town...

I am so so sorry for my sins...

mszee · 25 May 2006, 22:29

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

No darling.
I don't want to share you with anyone

Who are the other 2 then out of 4?

L96 · 25 May 2006, 22:37

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Originally Posted by mszee

Oh no, darling...after all...we moved in with her...without the invitation...and we're not even paying rent...must be annoying to have all these people when all she wanted was to rant in peace and quiet on the test part of the forum...geez...we even moved her out of town...

I am so so sorry for my sins...

MOCKERY! I am not laughable, sayeth the Loaf, nor shall thee mock mine disciples, humour them perhaps, but not mock. Thee see I have been persecuted, moved, insulted, mocked, invaded, overcrowded and abused... yet this is accepted in a meek and humble manner, for come doomsday, the Loaf shall judge thee, and thy mockery will be returned as thee rattle the chains of thy imprisonment, whilst BabBazz and the David creature use thee as a plaything for their amusement, singing at thee, removing thine entrails and bbqing them in front of thee, severing thine earlobes for use as nipple pads, and caterwauling at thee mercilessly forever.

mszee · 25 May 2006, 22:41

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Originally Posted by lotus96

MOCKERY! I am not laughable, sayeth the Loaf, nor shall thee mock mine disciples, humour them perhaps, but not mock. Thee see I have been persecuted, moved, insulted, mocked, invaded, overcrowded and abused... yet this is accepted in a meek and humble manner, for come doomsday, the Loaf shall judge thee, and thy mockery will be returned as thee rattle the chains of thy imprisonment, whilst BabBazz and the David creature use thee as a plaything for their amusement, singing at thee, removing thine entrails and bbqing them in front of thee, severing thine earlobes for use as nipple pads, and caterwauling at thee mercilessly forever.

Thanks...

I have to give it to you...this one is the best one yet...I think I am in love...

mszee · 25 May 2006, 22:44

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Originally Posted by lotus96

MOCKERY! I am not laughable, sayeth the Loaf, nor shall thee mock mine disciples, humour them perhaps, but not mock. Thee see I have been persecuted, moved, insulted, mocked, invaded, overcrowded and abused... yet this is accepted in a meek and humble manner, for come doomsday, the Loaf shall judge thee, and thy mockery will be returned as thee rattle the chains of thy imprisonment, whilst BabBazz and the David creature use thee as a plaything for their amusement, singing at thee, removing thine entrails and bbqing them in front of thee, severing thine earlobes for use as nipple pads, and caterwauling at thee mercilessly forever.

See...i appreciate you marrying us...I don't know that Dant...he might be a serial killer for all I know...I don't want him to marry me...

L96 · 25 May 2006, 22:46

Love the Loaf, child, love the Loaf, not the humble messenger

Love and compassion are true measured of a child of the Loaf, for after the disorder was ordered, and the education had been overridden, the Loaf nearly lost his life to disorder, one of the messengers of the BabBazz, and was forced to flee persecution (Book of Loaf 2:4-7), and after many weary years of travel, found love, and thus encourages that within his disciples. Love one another, yet love the Loaf more, else sin and destruction be upon thine heads, a plague of learner violinists upon thee, and endless operas played offkey shall be thine punishment.

mszee · 25 May 2006, 22:55

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Originally Posted by lotus96

Love the Loaf, child, love the Loaf, not the humble messenger

Love and compassion are true measured of a child of the Loaf, for after the disorder was ordered, and the education had been overridden, the Loaf nearly lost his life to disorder, one of the messengers of the BabBazz, and was forced to flee persecution (Book of Loaf 2:4-7), and after many weary years of travel, found love, and thus encourages that within his disciples. Love one another, yet love the Loaf more, else sin and destruction be upon thine heads, a plague of learner violinists upon thee, and endless operas played offkey shall be thine punishment.

Are you going to make us recite marriage vows written by you??? I really would love to...I am marrying son of Loaf...so might as well...

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 23:09

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Originally Posted by mszee

Are you going to make us recite marriage vows written by you??? I really would love to...I am marrying son of Loaf...so might as well...

Bloody hell, forgot we need some vows

Pick some out dearest, i'm sure they'll be fine.

I really need to get this scripted by Sunday

mszee · 25 May 2006, 23:55

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Bloody hell, forgot we need some vows

Pick some out dearest, i'm sure they'll be fine.

I really need to get this scripted by Sunday

I know...it appears that we've forgotten a thing or two...

I think Lotus's vows are going to be great...she is...ummm...well, she has to lighten up for vows a little...but otherwise...impecable writing style...

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 23:58

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Originally Posted by mszee

I know...it appears that we've forgotten a thing or two...

I think Lotus's vows are going to be great...she is...ummm...well, she has to lighten up for vows a little...but otherwise...impecable writing style...

As you say dear

sharon1248 · 26 May 2006, 01:22

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Originally Posted by lotus96

SIN, LUST, AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this.

Two out of three ain't bad

dant796 · 26 May 2006, 01:38

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Originally Posted by lotus96

MOCKERY! I am not laughable, sayeth the Loaf, nor shall thee mock mine disciples, humour them perhaps, but not mock. Thee see I have been persecuted, moved, insulted, mocked, invaded, overcrowded and abused... yet this is accepted in a meek and humble manner, for come doomsday, the Loaf shall judge thee, and thy mockery will be returned as thee rattle the chains of thy imprisonment, whilst BabBazz and the David creature use thee as a plaything for their amusement, singing at thee, removing thine entrails and bbqing them in front of thee, severing thine earlobes for use as nipple pads, and caterwauling at thee mercilessly forever.

Be of good cheer, for is it not written that the wicked shall greet the righteous with scorn and mockery? Lo, the day is coming when the wicked shall wail and gnash their teeth as the pointed piano draws nigh upon their heads. BabBazz shall not lift a finger to save them, but rather will rejoice in their torment.

And so I say repent, oh ye wicked, while there is still time! Know the joy of the Loaf and bask in the shadow of the wing of the bat.

25 May 2006, 21:08	#278
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Do you realize that some time during or just before the wedding I will hit my 1000 post????

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L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	SIN, LUST, LIES AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this.

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L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Love the Loaf, child, love the Loaf, not the humble messenger Love and compassion are true measured of a child of the Loaf, for after the disorder was ordered, and the education had been overridden, the Loaf nearly lost his life to disorder, one of the messengers of the BabBazz, and was forced to flee persecution (Book of Loaf 2:4-7), and after many weary years of travel, found love, and thus encourages that within his disciples. Love one another, yet love the Loaf more, else sin and destruction be upon thine heads, a plague of learner violinists upon thee, and endless operas played offkey shall be thine punishment.