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#251 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Smells so bad that when someone said he had BO he thought it was a compliment.
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#252 |
DrumBum
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When he smiles, people think he is pulling a face
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#253 |
200% is the new 110%
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Couldn't insult his way through the skin of a rice pudding
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#254 |
Soul Auctioneer
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Eats rice pudding with Couch Potatos juices mixed in it
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#255 |
Mega Loafer
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Eat's Pudding's juices with rice
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#256 |
200% is the new 110%
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Swallows Egg whole.
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#257 |
Soul Auctioneer
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Swallows
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#258 |
DrumBum
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Loves Couch Potato
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#259 |
Mega Loafer
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Doesn't know who Couch Potato is
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#260 |
200% is the new 110%
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Even though he doesn't know who Couch Potato is, he'd still like to make a hole and fill it with butter
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#261 |
Rock Star
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is so ugly that when he was born they put tinted windows on the incubator
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#262 |
200% is the new 110%
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Is so ugly, he got barred from entering an Ugly Competition for obviously being a professional.
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#263 |
Rock Star
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you're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by telephone!
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#264 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Is so ugly he's known as John Merricks ugly relative.
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#265 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
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You have no pubes cause you like to have sex with hair munching turtles
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#266 |
Soul Auctioneer
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Is a hair munching turtle
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#267 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
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Is A boob sucking baby!
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#268 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Got sacked from a job at a confectioneries packing fudge because he kept using the tradesman's entrance on bourneville boulevard.
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#269 |
Soul Auctioneer
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Fantasizes about having sex with Boy George
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#270 |
Super Loafer
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Have had sex with Boy George many times.
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#271 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
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Cant tell if they are a raccoon or a hippo
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#272 |
Super Loafer
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Have had intimate relations with multiple raccoons and hippos.
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#273 |
Soul Auctioneer
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Is the hippo WarioLoaf has had intimate relations with
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#274 |
Super Loafer
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Have only forced himself onto donkeys, so he is a little bit jealous...
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#275 |
Soul Auctioneer
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Is a moldy sock devouring Fudge-Packer
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