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Old 01 Sep 2010, 00:03   #251
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Smells so bad that when someone said he had BO he thought it was a compliment.
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 01:54   #252
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When he smiles, people think he is pulling a face
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 08:04   #253
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Couldn't insult his way through the skin of a rice pudding
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 09:20   #254
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Eats rice pudding with Couch Potatos juices mixed in it
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 09:22   #255
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Eat's Pudding's juices with rice
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 10:00   #256
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Swallows Egg whole.
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 11:11   #257
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Swallows
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 19:02   #258
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Loves Couch Potato
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 19:14   #259
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Doesn't know who Couch Potato is
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 19:22   #260
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Even though he doesn't know who Couch Potato is, he'd still like to make a hole and fill it with butter
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 19:25   #261
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is so ugly that when he was born they put tinted windows on the incubator
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 19:32   #262
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Is so ugly, he got barred from entering an Ugly Competition for obviously being a professional.
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 19:34   #263
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you're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by telephone!
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Old 01 Sep 2010, 22:26   #264
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Is so ugly he's known as John Merricks ugly relative.
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 00:56   #265
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You have no pubes cause you like to have sex with hair munching turtles
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 01:52   #266
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Is a hair munching turtle
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 02:16   #267
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Is A boob sucking baby!
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 02:38   #268
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Got sacked from a job at a confectioneries packing fudge because he kept using the tradesman's entrance on bourneville boulevard.
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 02:44   #269
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Fantasizes about having sex with Boy George
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 03:21   #270
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Have had sex with Boy George many times.
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 03:30   #271
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Cant tell if they are a raccoon or a hippo
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 03:40   #272
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Have had intimate relations with multiple raccoons and hippos.
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 05:04   #273
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Is the hippo WarioLoaf has had intimate relations with
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 05:11   #274
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Have only forced himself onto donkeys, so he is a little bit jealous...
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Old 02 Sep 2010, 05:15   #275
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Is a moldy sock devouring Fudge-Packer
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