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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Smells so bad that when someone said he had BO he thought it was a compliment.
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DrumBum
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When he smiles, people think he is pulling a face
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200% is the new 110%
![]() Join Date: 13.03.2005
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Couldn't insult his way through the skin of a rice pudding
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Soul Auctioneer
![]() Join Date: 26.06.2005
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Eats rice pudding with Couch Potatos juices mixed in it
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Mega Loafer
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Eat's Pudding's juices with rice
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200% is the new 110%
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Location: Newbury
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Swallows Egg whole.
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Soul Auctioneer
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Swallows
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DrumBum
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Loves Couch Potato
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Mega Loafer
![]() Join Date: 15.01.2007
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Doesn't know who Couch Potato is
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200% is the new 110%
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Even though he doesn't know who Couch Potato is, he'd still like to make a hole and fill it with butter
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Rock Star
![]() Join Date: 09.05.2005
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is so ugly that when he was born they put tinted windows on the incubator
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#262 |
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200% is the new 110%
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Is so ugly, he got barred from entering an Ugly Competition for obviously being a professional.
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Rock Star
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you're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by telephone!
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Is so ugly he's known as John Merricks ugly relative.
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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You have no pubes cause you like to have sex with hair munching turtles
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Soul Auctioneer
![]() Join Date: 26.06.2005
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Is a hair munching turtle
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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Is A boob sucking baby!
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Got sacked from a job at a confectioneries packing fudge because he kept using the tradesman's entrance on bourneville boulevard.
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Soul Auctioneer
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Fantasizes about having sex with Boy George
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Super Loafer
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Have had sex with Boy George many times.
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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Cant tell if they are a raccoon or a hippo
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Super Loafer
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Have had intimate relations with multiple raccoons and hippos.
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Soul Auctioneer
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Is the hippo WarioLoaf has had intimate relations with
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Super Loafer
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Have only forced himself onto donkeys, so he is a little bit jealous...
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#275 |
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Soul Auctioneer
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Is a moldy sock devouring Fudge-Packer
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