An Incredible Day, that never ended. - Page 10

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 17:19

...and red post boxes....

dottie · 30 Oct 2003, 17:19

that looked as if they might swallow him up as he walked past

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 17:23

..and they'd be all dark and black inside...

Em · 30 Oct 2003, 17:33

just thinking of it made the gnome quiver with fear and.......

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 17:35

ant.....

tici.......

pation............

shadow1000001 · 30 Oct 2003, 17:49

He was seriously considering going to a shrink about this

Bart · 30 Oct 2003, 17:51

So he looked one up in the telephonebook

shadow1000001 · 30 Oct 2003, 17:52

There were so many to choose from.

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 17:52

...and i reminded him that i only charge £45 an hour for the privilidge.....

Bart · 30 Oct 2003, 17:54

EURO?

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 17:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bart

EURO?

Thats about 60 Euro's...

Bart · 30 Oct 2003, 17:58

well, forget the shrink. Too expensive, it sbetter to spend it on....

Em · 30 Oct 2003, 18:00

The gnome was shaking violently, his heart was beating faster, sweat was dripping from his chin and he......

Bart · 30 Oct 2003, 18:01

got horny?

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 18:02

..Now if only he could find his inflateable sheep.....

Bart · 30 Oct 2003, 18:06

so he went back to the place were he was this morning

Em · 30 Oct 2003, 18:07

to search....

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 18:07

..but he still couldn't find his inflateable sheep...

Bart · 30 Oct 2003, 18:09

So he looked under the bed and....

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 18:13

found his inflateable gnome instead....

Bart · 30 Oct 2003, 18:14

Well, that'll do. So he took the inflatebale gnome outside and then

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 18:18

..he'd forgotten where he put his vaseline....

shadow1000001 · 30 Oct 2003, 18:25

so he grabbed the butter and...

heat · 30 Oct 2003, 18:31

...smeared it all over his...

shadow1000001 · 30 Oct 2003, 18:34

...inflatable gnome and his...

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	...and red post boxes....

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dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	that looked as if they might swallow him up as he walked past

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	..and they'd be all dark and black inside...

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Em Super Loafer Join Date: 08.07.2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 495	just thinking of it made the gnome quiver with fear and.......

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	ant..... tici....... pation............

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shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	He was seriously considering going to a shrink about this

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Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	So he looked one up in the telephonebook

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shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	There were so many to choose from.

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	...and i reminded him that i only charge £45 an hour for the privilidge.....

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Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	EURO?

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Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	well, forget the shrink. Too expensive, it sbetter to spend it on....

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Em Super Loafer Join Date: 08.07.2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 495	The gnome was shaking violently, his heart was beating faster, sweat was dripping from his chin and he......

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Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	got horny?

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	..Now if only he could find his inflateable sheep.....

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Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	so he went back to the place were he was this morning

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Em Super Loafer Join Date: 08.07.2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 495	to search....

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	..but he still couldn't find his inflateable sheep...

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Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	So he looked under the bed and....

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	found his inflateable gnome instead....

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Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	Well, that'll do. So he took the inflatebale gnome outside and then

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	..he'd forgotten where he put his vaseline....

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shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	so he grabbed the butter and...

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heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	...smeared it all over his...

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shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	...inflatable gnome and his...