Quotes of the day .... - Page 20

melon · 15 Jul 2010, 16:32

I didn't fall over, I attacked the ground!

Hypnobabe · 15 Jul 2010, 22:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by melon

I didn't fall over, I attacked the ground!

I'll have to remember that one for my mate!!

~Helen~ · 15 Jul 2010, 23:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by samurai7

A somewhat ditzy friend of mine at the bank today was asked for her house number. When she replied "32", the cashier laughed and said "your house PHONE number."

I experience something similar to this regularly over the telephone at work. Conversations such as ...
ME - "And what's your phone number?"
CUSTOMER - "OL6 ... "
Always takes me a moment to realise what they've just started telling me!

**Monstro** · 15 Jul 2010, 23:11

reminds me of Billy Connelly, "did you fall over?, no, I've a bar of chocolate in my back pocket and I'm trying to break it!

mszee · 16 Jul 2010, 05:10

I made that barricade my b*tch!!!!

Pink after her harness broke today and she fell on the metal barricade...I admire that spirit!

**Monstro** · 18 Jul 2010, 03:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Pink after her harness broke today and she fell on the metal barricade...I admire that spirit!

Was the fact she was tweeting in the ambulance on the way to hospital that did it for me lol

**Monstro** · 18 Jul 2010, 03:06

Pink, 10,000 people saw her stunt go wrong and her mike was still on......

"~~~~ that hurt"

*AndyK* · 18 Jul 2010, 21:32

At a silver wedding anniversary party this weekend

My brother's broither-in-law "Which country is Andy's Girlfriend from? She looks exotic"

My Neice "She's not exotic she's from the NE"

mszee · 18 Jul 2010, 22:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

Was the fact she was tweeting in the ambulance on the way to hospital that did it for me lol

Ain't it something???

LucyK! · 19 Jul 2010, 19:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

At a silver wedding anniversary party this weekend

My brother's broither-in-law "Which country is Andy's Girlfriend from? She looks exotic"

My Neice "She's not exotic she's from the NE"

Still trying to work out why this is so funny...!

mszee · 19 Jul 2010, 20:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy!

Still trying to work out why this is so funny...!

It's not...you're definitely exotic...if I didn't know you...I would place you somewhere...ummm...maybe England??

Wario · 21 Jul 2010, 03:18

my butt smells like ass

stretch37 · 21 Jul 2010, 21:07

God is an American.

Evil One · 21 Jul 2010, 21:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

my butt smells like ass

Makes a change from it smelling like ~~~~ I guess.

**allrevvedup** · 22 Jul 2010, 18:37

There's no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
- Brendan Behan

**The Flying Mouse** · 05 Aug 2010, 21:04

Me and Jo took my mum to town for the afternoon on Tuesday to get her out and about after being in the hopital.
Went to Burger King for our dinner.

Mummy Mouse (to girl at the till) "The Ocean Catch, is that sea food?"

Her sarcastic git of a son -"no it's chicken.It's nautical chicken".

The devil made me do it

mszee · 05 Aug 2010, 22:11

On owner's information sheet:

Emergency contact - such and such - girlfriend...crossed out and written in a different handwriting in block letters...FIANCE...

Sue K · 06 Aug 2010, 12:20

tink's boss to her on her absences of late:

"i'm seeing your emails saying you'll be out ... are you okay ? ... if it's a case of you only want to work for the medical benefit... i'll work with you... but i'm concerned... you don't have cancer... do you ?" ...

geez no ... but thanks for putting the joaner on me ...

...

Wario · 06 Aug 2010, 12:32

"Hand Jobs are a synonym for Blue Collared Workers." - My Local Comic Book Dealer

daveake · 06 Aug 2010, 12:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

... synonym ...

Finally, Wario gets himself a spell checker

'cos I can't believe you managed that one unaided ...

wolfy35 · 06 Aug 2010, 15:44

Bit my tongue for as long as I could but I can take it no more

Here are a couple of genuine pearls of wisdom from the worlds favourite presidential comedian, G W Bush

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we

Sue K · 07 Aug 2010, 00:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfy35

Bit my tongue for as long as I could but I can take it no more

Here are a couple of genuine pearls of wisdom from the worlds favourite presidential comedian, G W Bush

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we

gawwwwwd ... i so don't miss him ... and neither does he ...

...

lol ...

snider22 · 07 Aug 2010, 00:17

I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!
-Stewie Griffin

Couch Potato · 07 Aug 2010, 04:27

My G/f said the other day in the supermarket 'Dont look now but look who's over
What was I supposed to do

And for me, the quote of the year, My Gran saying that some 'teens where smoking quiffs on the back of the bus'

Hypnobabe · 09 Aug 2010, 08:55

From my residential summer school:

Sam went all the way and came back with free jugs!!!!

15 Jul 2010, 16:32	#476
melon Long Distance Loafer Join Date: 17.07.2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 4,586	I didn't fall over, I attacked the ground!

15 Jul 2010, 23:11	#479
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	reminds me of Billy Connelly, "did you fall over?, no, I've a bar of chocolate in my back pocket and I'm trying to break it!

16 Jul 2010, 05:10	#480
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Pink after her harness broke today and she fell on the metal barricade...I admire that spirit!

18 Jul 2010, 03:06	#482
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Pink, 10,000 people saw her stunt go wrong and her mike was still on...... "~~~~ that hurt"

18 Jul 2010, 21:32	#483
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	At a silver wedding anniversary party this weekend My brother's broither-in-law "Which country is Andy's Girlfriend from? She looks exotic" My Neice "She's not exotic she's from the NE"

21 Jul 2010, 03:18	#487
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	my butt smells like ass

21 Jul 2010, 21:07	#488
stretch37 Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.06.2008 Location: Posts: 2,120	God is an American.

22 Jul 2010, 18:37	#490
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,360	There's no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. - Brendan Behan

05 Aug 2010, 21:04	#491
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Me and Jo took my mum to town for the afternoon on Tuesday to get her out and about after being in the hopital. Went to Burger King for our dinner. Mummy Mouse (to girl at the till) "The Ocean Catch, is that sea food?" Her sarcastic git of a son -"no it's chicken.It's nautical chicken". The devil made me do it

05 Aug 2010, 22:11	#492
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	On owner's information sheet: Emergency contact - such and such - girlfriend...crossed out and written in a different handwriting in block letters...FIANCE...

06 Aug 2010, 12:20	#493
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	tink's boss to her on her absences of late: "i'm seeing your emails saying you'll be out ... are you okay ? ... if it's a case of you only want to work for the medical benefit... i'll work with you... but i'm concerned... you don't have cancer... do you ?" ... geez no ... but thanks for putting the joaner on me ... ...

06 Aug 2010, 12:32	#494
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	"Hand Jobs are a synonym for Blue Collared Workers." - My Local Comic Book Dealer

06 Aug 2010, 15:44	#496
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	Bit my tongue for as long as I could but I can take it no more Here are a couple of genuine pearls of wisdom from the worlds favourite presidential comedian, G W Bush I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we

07 Aug 2010, 00:17	#498
snider22 Guest Join Date: 23.11.2008 Location: Posts: 525	I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin

07 Aug 2010, 04:27	#499
Couch Potato DrumBum Join Date: 27.09.2006 Posts: 342	My G/f said the other day in the supermarket 'Dont look now but look who's over What was I supposed to do And for me, the quote of the year, My Gran saying that some 'teens where smoking quiffs on the back of the bus'

09 Aug 2010, 08:55	#500
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	From my residential summer school: Sam went all the way and came back with free jugs!!!!