WORDS WOMEN USE

DIZZY DRUMMER · 12 Mar 2004, 21:24

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with
"Fine"

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in > about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe,
and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used >with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".

Rob The Badger · 12 Mar 2004, 21:32

Hmm. . .
Words I Use:

Meh
I'm tired, leave me alone.

Soddoff!
I'm really tired, if you don't go away I may stab you.

Sex
Chocolate

black dog · 12 Mar 2004, 21:48

Quote:

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Is this also like men saying they're going to the pub for an hour and then not being seen till kicking out time 5+ hours later

Emily · 12 Mar 2004, 22:47

Them things women say, are so true!

airhead · 12 Mar 2004, 22:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob The Badger

Hmm. . .
Words I Use:

Meh
I'm tired, leave me alone.

Soddoff!
I'm really tired, if you don't go away I may stab you.

Sex
Chocolate

My language too...

shadow1000001 · 13 Mar 2004, 00:36

Are you listening to me in my house

Maria

Emily · 13 Mar 2004, 12:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with
"Fine"

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in > about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe,
and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used >with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".

This is definately my language - Its a shame men don't understand it...

luv and paper lanterns,
Emily

Rob The Badger · 13 Mar 2004, 12:38

I understand it. I just realise how stupidly elitist it is and thus pay no attention to it. Therefore you don't get the satisfaction of having the upper hand due to an uncontrolable twist of nature. Thank you.

Emily · 13 Mar 2004, 13:35

Maybe YOU understand it, but alot of men don't...

Gez · 14 Mar 2004, 20:40

Or maybe some men do understand.........at their cost

tukayaway · 14 Mar 2004, 21:26

A swift half
Usually involving a trip to a public bar, and seven pints.

12 inches
Unless it's a ruler or pizza, then it really means 6 if you are lucky.

Not much happened
Usually said when arriving home after "A swift half". Really means that everything happened, I had a great night but I'm not going to tell you as you will moan at me for enjoying myself or for the traffic cones on everyones doorstep between here and the pub.

I don't know
Really means I don't know what to say that won't get me into trouble, so I'll shut up.

I don't find her attractive
Nice breasts.

I can see why he likes her
Nice arse.

Do we have to?
There are a million and one things I would rather do, including shoving a red-hot poker through my face.

I love you
Can we have sex now?

It doesn't smell that bad
That was an impressive fart, why can't you realise that?

It's supposed to do that
Sort of.

Barman, this pint is off
I'm a bit short of cash, please help me.

12 Mar 2004, 21:24	#1
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	WORDS WOMEN USE WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine" GO AHEAD! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in > about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used >with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".

12 Mar 2004, 21:32	#2
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Hmm. . . Words I Use: Meh I'm tired, leave me alone. Soddoff! I'm really tired, if you don't go away I may stab you. Sex Chocolate

12 Mar 2004, 22:47	#4
Emily Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.12.2003 Location: N.I Posts: 1,085	Them things women say, are so true!

13 Mar 2004, 00:36	#6
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Are you listening to me in my house Maria

13 Mar 2004, 12:38	#8
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I understand it. I just realise how stupidly elitist it is and thus pay no attention to it. Therefore you don't get the satisfaction of having the upper hand due to an uncontrolable twist of nature. Thank you.

13 Mar 2004, 13:35	#9
Emily Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.12.2003 Location: N.I Posts: 1,085	Maybe YOU understand it, but alot of men don't...

14 Mar 2004, 20:40	#10
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Or maybe some men do understand.........at their cost

14 Mar 2004, 21:26	#11
tukayaway Super Loafer Join Date: 12.05.2002 Location: Luton, England Posts: 485	A swift half Usually involving a trip to a public bar, and seven pints. 12 inches Unless it's a ruler or pizza, then it really means 6 if you are lucky. Not much happened Usually said when arriving home after "A swift half". Really means that everything happened, I had a great night but I'm not going to tell you as you will moan at me for enjoying myself or for the traffic cones on everyones doorstep between here and the pub. I don't know Really means I don't know what to say that won't get me into trouble, so I'll shut up. I don't find her attractive Nice breasts. I can see why he likes her Nice arse. Do we have to? There are a million and one things I would rather do, including shoving a red-hot poker through my face. I love you Can we have sex now? It doesn't smell that bad That was an impressive fart, why can't you realise that? It's supposed to do that Sort of. Barman, this pint is off I'm a bit short of cash, please help me.