Urgent Virus Alert

Chris · 11 Dec 2003, 22:48

> WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

> If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bedtimes"
> delete it IMMEDIATELY.
> Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
> It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
> but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
> feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips
> on ALL of your credit cards.
> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
> harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
> It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900
> numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your
> fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE
> YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR
> GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty
> underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
> company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and
> your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message
> opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave
> the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
> in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not
> only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses
> and pillows, it will also refill your Skimmed milk
> with whole milk.

> ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
> seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg
> will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
> sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
> you.
>
> Send to everyone

shadow1000001 · 11 Dec 2003, 23:05

I love it

LostSoul · 12 Dec 2003, 00:15

A futuristic bedtime story, right? :)

dottie · 12 Dec 2003, 11:13

Oh Yeh right Chris

Have only just finished putting everything back on my computer after my fight with the Blaster Virus

11 Dec 2003, 22:48	#1
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Urgent Virus Alert > WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. > If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bedtimes" > delete it IMMEDIATELY. > Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. > It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, > but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 > feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips > on ALL of your credit cards. > It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the > tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field > harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. > It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 > numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your > fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE > YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR > GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty > underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting > company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and > your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message > opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave > the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged > in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not > only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses > and pillows, it will also refill your Skimmed milk > with whole milk. > ***** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***** > And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 > seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg > will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, > sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest > you. > > Send to everyone

11 Dec 2003, 23:05	#2
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I love it

12 Dec 2003, 00:15	#3
LostSoul Got metal? Join Date: 06.11.2003 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,109	A futuristic bedtime story, right? :)

12 Dec 2003, 11:13	#4
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Oh Yeh right Chris Have only just finished putting everything back on my computer after my fight with the Blaster Virus