Whats The Funniest Thing you have seen for a long Time

Battybarb · 08 Dec 2008, 11:47

My husband is a big wind up,this particular day he had been winding everyone up,thought it was really funny..in the evening we went out for a drink,we didnt take the car ,decided to go by bus,got to the bus stop,he sat on the seat lent back on the shelter and there was no glass in the shelter ,he fell right through it,at that point the bus pulled up,as he is qiute a big chap he could not get up,all you could see was his legs sticking up..it was so funny i laughed for days..

Rockette · 08 Dec 2008, 14:10

Went driving one Sunday (that's when all the nutters come out to play.)

This guy has a flat driver-side front tyre, so he pulls onto the shoulder and jacks the car up. The car begins to topple (as it would on the camber of the road), so he gets his wife and four kids to sit along the side of the car as ballast.

Nearly careened out of control trying to drive through tears of laughter.

mszee · 08 Dec 2008, 14:15

To me it was Samcat's post somewhere where she confuses post addressed to her with post addressed to Emma Meatgrl...that was FUNNY!

**RadioMaster** · 08 Dec 2008, 15:11

the service at the post office ffs

Wario · 08 Dec 2008, 20:51

An old lady was running around my local Mcdonalds naked. I saw here through the window as I hate my McNuggets

I couldn't be stitched back up after that

duke knooby · 08 Dec 2008, 23:50

i'd like to say it was rj trying to run accross a road.. but that, while fun to watch, wasn't actually funny... and the thing that made me laugh the most recently, i didn't really see... just heard... but it had me in stitches for over an hour

and i've only seen her briefly once since in 10 weeks... (she'll get a good claim out of it)

but why am i listed as a witness??? i was too busy laughin

daveake · 08 Dec 2008, 23:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

An old lady was running around my local Mcdonalds naked. I saw here through the window as I hate my McNuggets

Did she have a pair of Whoppers?

Good job it wasn't a bloke - that could have put you off your McNuggets.

Dave

SamCat · 09 Dec 2008, 00:05

I didn't think it was funny but my client did when i told her!! I watched Celebrity Most Haunted which i dont usually watch cos it gives me the eebie-jeebies!! When they take a photo any spirits present appear as bright orbs in it, so i walked from the bathroom to the bedroom in the dark and saw an orb!! I freaked, put all the lights on and tried to stop shivering then i realised it was my iPod i was carrying reflecting on the door but too late i had the eebie-jeebies and had to sleep with the hall light on!!

mszee · 09 Dec 2008, 03:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveake

Did she have a pair of Whoppers?

Good job it wasn't a bloke - that could have put you off your McNuggets.

Dave

British...Whopper is a Burger King...duh...

daveake · 09 Dec 2008, 08:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

British...Whopper is a Burger King...duh...

I'll have to get you a British English dictionary for Xmas ... then you'll know what a Whopper is, a pantomime, etc etc...

Dabe

mszee · 09 Dec 2008, 09:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveake

I'll have to get you a British English dictionary for Xmas ... then you'll know what a Whopper is, a pantomime, etc etc...

Dabe

I see you've gotten a new signature...nice one...

I forget emoticons, remember...you win...your post was funnier!

mszee · 09 Dec 2008, 09:26

What a dreamy name...Dabe...

Battybarb · 09 Dec 2008, 09:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamCat

I didn't think it was funny but my client did when i told her!! I watched Celebrity Most Haunted which i dont usually watch cos it gives me the eebie-jeebies!! When they take a photo any spirits present appear as bright orbs in it, so i walked from the bathroom to the bedroom in the dark and saw an orb!! I freaked, put all the lights on and tried to stop shivering then i realised it was my iPod i was carrying reflecting on the door but too late i had the eebie-jeebies and had to sleep with the hall light on!!

Thats great....

**Monstro** · 09 Dec 2008, 20:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamCat

I didn't think it was funny but my client did when i told her!! I watched Celebrity Most Haunted which i dont usually watch cos it gives me the eebie-jeebies!! When they take a photo any spirits present appear as bright orbs in it, so i walked from the bathroom to the bedroom in the dark and saw an orb!! I freaked, put all the lights on and tried to stop shivering then i realised it was my iPod i was carrying reflecting on the door but too late i had the eebie-jeebies and had to sleep with the hall light on!!

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Helen~ · 09 Dec 2008, 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

What a dreamy name...Dabe...

Dave, have you got a cold?

Pudding · 10 Dec 2008, 02:17

I saw someone walk into a lamp post while texting, they then dropped their phone and it fell to bits, I couldn't stop laughing. Shame it doesn't happen to every texter walking the streets not paying attention.

Pud

Hypnobabe · 10 Dec 2008, 11:34

The funniest thing I've seen for a long time was my stepson cacking himself this morning when we told him we'd given him driving lessons for his birthday today and he'd got his first one in an hour and a half.... He's been the complete bigshot since he applied for his provisional licence about a month and a half ago, but I doubt he'd have actually done anything about booking a lesson, so we took the decision out of his hands.... it was rather amusing....

MeatGrl1 · 11 Dec 2008, 23:47

It was a good few years back but mum and I went to see Gran do her bells at the local church. To start off we were late so there was a big kerfufflel while we found our seats, then during the interval I went to get the drinks and as they were cups and saucers I balanced one on the other so I could carry the three back, gran noting this got up and said, 'Here let me help you.' Or something to that effect only her foot caught the corner of the carpet and she did a little trip and run thing but luckily she didn't fall over, so we ended up laughing about that, then during the course of drinking our drinks people came round with mince pies, the kind with icing sugar on top.
First off I lifted my hand to tap mum on the arm as I had remembered something only I knocked the mince pie out of her hand and it landed upside down in her lap and please note she was wearing a black skirt

!!!
Then as gran took a bite of her's icing sugar puffed everywhere !!
But the thing that absolutely topped off this evening was at the end when we had to give a contribution, Gran got out her purse and said that she only had a £10 note and started routing in the collection tin for change, mum and I just died of embarrassment

.

But everytime I think or tell this story I absolutely crease !!

mszee · 12 Dec 2008, 00:49

Mike's brother's comments on his Facebook status...

Battybarb · 01 Mar 2009, 07:18

i went to see Il Divo at The O2 in London ,a woman just got up from her seat right at the front ,talking to her friends rather loudly and trying to attract attention to herself,looking all around to see if anyone was looking,when she caught her foot on the chair leg in front,tripped over and landed flat on her face like a star fish right in front of the stage

,imagine in front of all those people

(( she was quiet for the rest of the concert..lol ))

08 Dec 2008, 11:47	#1
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	Whats The Funniest Thing you have seen for a long Time My husband is a big wind up,this particular day he had been winding everyone up,thought it was really funny..in the evening we went out for a drink,we didnt take the car ,decided to go by bus,got to the bus stop,he sat on the seat lent back on the shelter and there was no glass in the shelter ,he fell right through it,at that point the bus pulled up,as he is qiute a big chap he could not get up,all you could see was his legs sticking up..it was so funny i laughed for days..

08 Dec 2008, 14:10	#2
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Went driving one Sunday (that's when all the nutters come out to play.) This guy has a flat driver-side front tyre, so he pulls onto the shoulder and jacks the car up. The car begins to topple (as it would on the camber of the road), so he gets his wife and four kids to sit along the side of the car as ballast. Nearly careened out of control trying to drive through tears of laughter.

08 Dec 2008, 14:15	#3
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	To me it was Samcat's post somewhere where she confuses post addressed to her with post addressed to Emma Meatgrl...that was FUNNY!

08 Dec 2008, 15:11	#4
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	the service at the post office ffs

08 Dec 2008, 20:51	#5
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	An old lady was running around my local Mcdonalds naked. I saw here through the window as I hate my McNuggets I couldn't be stitched back up after that

08 Dec 2008, 23:50	#6
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,891	i'd like to say it was rj trying to run accross a road.. but that, while fun to watch, wasn't actually funny... and the thing that made me laugh the most recently, i didn't really see... just heard... but it had me in stitches for over an hour and i've only seen her briefly once since in 10 weeks... (she'll get a good claim out of it) but why am i listed as a witness??? i was too busy laughin

09 Dec 2008, 00:05	#8
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	I didn't think it was funny but my client did when i told her!! I watched Celebrity Most Haunted which i dont usually watch cos it gives me the eebie-jeebies!! When they take a photo any spirits present appear as bright orbs in it, so i walked from the bathroom to the bedroom in the dark and saw an orb!! I freaked, put all the lights on and tried to stop shivering then i realised it was my iPod i was carrying reflecting on the door but too late i had the eebie-jeebies and had to sleep with the hall light on!!

09 Dec 2008, 09:26	#12
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	What a dreamy name...Dabe...

10 Dec 2008, 02:17	#16
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	I saw someone walk into a lamp post while texting, they then dropped their phone and it fell to bits, I couldn't stop laughing. Shame it doesn't happen to every texter walking the streets not paying attention. Pud

10 Dec 2008, 11:34	#17
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The funniest thing I've seen for a long time was my stepson cacking himself this morning when we told him we'd given him driving lessons for his birthday today and he'd got his first one in an hour and a half.... He's been the complete bigshot since he applied for his provisional licence about a month and a half ago, but I doubt he'd have actually done anything about booking a lesson, so we took the decision out of his hands.... it was rather amusing....

11 Dec 2008, 23:47	#18
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	It was a good few years back but mum and I went to see Gran do her bells at the local church. To start off we were late so there was a big kerfufflel while we found our seats, then during the interval I went to get the drinks and as they were cups and saucers I balanced one on the other so I could carry the three back, gran noting this got up and said, 'Here let me help you.' Or something to that effect only her foot caught the corner of the carpet and she did a little trip and run thing but luckily she didn't fall over, so we ended up laughing about that, then during the course of drinking our drinks people came round with mince pies, the kind with icing sugar on top. First off I lifted my hand to tap mum on the arm as I had remembered something only I knocked the mince pie out of her hand and it landed upside down in her lap and please note she was wearing a black skirt !!! Then as gran took a bite of her's icing sugar puffed everywhere !! But the thing that absolutely topped off this evening was at the end when we had to give a contribution, Gran got out her purse and said that she only had a £10 note and started routing in the collection tin for change, mum and I just died of embarrassment . But everytime I think or tell this story I absolutely crease !!

12 Dec 2008, 00:49	#19
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Mike's brother's comments on his Facebook status...

01 Mar 2009, 07:18	#20
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	i went to see Il Divo at The O2 in London ,a woman just got up from her seat right at the front ,talking to her friends rather loudly and trying to attract attention to herself,looking all around to see if anyone was looking,when she caught her foot on the chair leg in front,tripped over and landed flat on her face like a star fish right in front of the stage ,imagine in front of all those people (( she was quiet for the rest of the concert..lol ))