Behind the Loaf (MLUKFC book)

mszee · 21 Jun 2006, 20:50

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Originally Posted by Caelan

looks like it..

Maybe we should publish our off-topic threads in a collection of books and sell them on e-bay? Some of them will make for quite a reading..............

Caelan · 21 Jun 2006, 20:53

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Originally Posted by mszee

Maybe we should publish our off-topic threads in a collection of books and sell them on e-bay? Some of them will make for quite a reading..............

bet they will sell...lol

out little story thread..hmm wonder whats that to read in bookform...

mszee · 21 Jun 2006, 21:01

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Originally Posted by Caelan

bet they will sell...lol

out little story thread..hmm wonder whats that to read in bookform...

I wonder how we can market it...

Hmmm...Sex, lies and MLUKFC...hahahaha

Caelan · 21 Jun 2006, 21:16

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Originally Posted by mszee

I wonder how we can market it...

Hmmm...Sex, lies and MLUKFC...hahahaha

nothing much to add just release the postings...

mszee · 21 Jun 2006, 21:28

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Originally Posted by Caelan

nothing much to add just release the postings...

I think we might need a written release from administrator/mods/all the posters...hahahahaha

Caelan · 21 Jun 2006, 22:00

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Originally Posted by mszee

I think we might need a written release from administrator/mods/all the posters...hahahahaha

yeah we won't publish it without asking haha

**RadioMaster** · 21 Jun 2006, 22:14

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Originally Posted by mszee

Maybe we should publish our off-topic threads in a collection of books and sell them on e-bay? Some of them will make for quite a reading..............

somehow paint has a problem with converting...

mszee · 21 Jun 2006, 22:16

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Originally Posted by Radiomaster

somehow paint has a problem with converting...

Oh my god...this is hysterical - wow...great stuff!!!

Caelan · 21 Jun 2006, 22:24

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Originally Posted by mszee

Oh my god...this is hysterical - wow...great stuff!!!

THANK YOU FOR THAT..

It's great..nice cover

Chris · 21 Jun 2006, 22:26

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Originally Posted by Radiomaster

somehow paint has a problem with converting...

It's a ME

Autographed copies available for a small fee

Caelan · 21 Jun 2006, 22:30

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Originally Posted by Chris

It's a ME

Autographed copies available for a small fee

sure wouldn't give em away for free would we..

mszee · 21 Jun 2006, 22:56

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Originally Posted by Chris

It's a ME

Autographed copies available for a small fee

Do we have a permission of mod gods to compile this for the purpose of selling it on e-bay?

Beats dead ghosts anyway...

mszee · 21 Jun 2006, 22:56

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Originally Posted by Caelan

sure wouldn't give em away for free would we..

He is talking about his autographed copies are going to be extra...I think?

Caelan · 21 Jun 2006, 22:58

sure his autographed versions will be more expensive lol

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Originally Posted by mszee

He is talking about his autographed copies are going to be extra...I think?

mszee · 21 Jun 2006, 23:00

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Originally Posted by Caelan

sure his autographed versions will be more expensive lol

Ok...this is my thinking...

1. The Flying Mouse started the thread
2. I came up with the idea of selling our thread smut
3. RJ created a cover

Don't we all have to get something for our efforts?

Would love to keep everything in the family though...hun, how about adapting RJ???

Caelan · 21 Jun 2006, 23:07

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Originally Posted by mszee

Ok...this is my thinking...

1. The Flying Mouse started the thread
2. I came up with the idea of selling our thread smut
3. RJ created a cover

Don't we all have to get something for our efforts?

Would love to keep everything in the family though...hun, how about adapting RJ???

oke where am I in this thing....

I'll do the thanks to all the Meat fans on MLUKFC....bla bla

mszee · 21 Jun 2006, 23:09

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Originally Posted by Caelan

oke where am I in this thing....

I'll do the thanks to all the Meat fans on MLUKFC....bla bla

Wait...remember...we still have to compile the darn thing...all we have is the name, the cover and the idea...you will be one of the compilers...

Jeanie · 22 Jun 2006, 02:35

Thanks guys, for providing the best laugh I've had so far today.

And I'd definiately buy one of your "Behind the Loaf" books, before I'd buy a ghost in a bottle.

J.

mszee · 22 Jun 2006, 03:53

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Originally Posted by Jeanie

Thanks guys, for providing the best laugh I've had so far today.

And I'd definiately buy one of your "Behind the Loaf" books, before I'd buy a ghost in a bottle.

J.

Oh wow...we have our first buyer...no book yet but a buyer...

Can we have an advance now???

Caelan · 22 Jun 2006, 10:16

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Originally Posted by mszee

Oh wow...we have our first buyer...no book yet but a buyer...

Can we have an advance now???

all stand in line please ..we don't want to have a fight here with you to get the books...be patient....

Caelan · 22 Jun 2006, 10:52

EUURRR this gonna be veryyyyy..strange..

just the first few pages of the one word story thread added to a kind of story start..

Hehe ... moderator's out the house, so here we go.
Just post one single word to keep the story going.

Starting with:

Tomorrow
night albatrosses and Donkey’s unite to see the antidisestablishmentarianism.
Which will be very wet and inconvenient because butterflies emigrating to Birmingham to buy Meat Loaf’s underpants
Because he had dirty once the stunk and were mine too and loved collecting his old g-strings so despite everything they tried, nothing seem to work.
Maybe he just got excited at seeing weirdo’s every minute and talking about his only time away from home.
Is he happy or sad, you hope that maybe happiness will prevail but something always got in the middle of Patti, and the thought so troubled him that antelopes jump higher than sharks, but Tortoise shells are hard, even when wet because of bones breaking everywhere making lots of baby shells turn chocolate guitars screaming banshees unlike toffee drumsticks from John’s secret collection of Kasim’s underwear which looked dirty, because farting leprechauns would put all their crumpets inside dribbling.
As they went sideways walking into doors that remained closed.
Meanwhile back at the ranch ,eat tittered at Rudolph’s red antlers hanging on Patti’s boobs.
Suddenly a giant hairy ladybird with orange juice, and on leaking pants dripping meat which quickly went over his boots.
Chemist the rubber duck floated until sprouts from Randy’s oldest sister grew bigger feet than Krusty the clown.
However clowns are frighteningly anphibious.
When ever bats fly vertically past Africa they kill some other reptiles like alligators which make nice handbags and gladrags
Along henceforth we sing loudly

**RadioMaster** · 22 Jun 2006, 14:24

That could be something like an official greeting on the first few pages.

mszee · 22 Jun 2006, 15:09

Wow...this is a little bizarre even for me...and I am plenty bizarre

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Jun 2006, 15:13

Listen, if you made a book of what goes on on these forums, you'd have to put it in the fiction section of the store because nobody would believe it

mszee · 22 Jun 2006, 15:16

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Listen, if you made a book of what goes on on these forums, you'd have to put it in the fiction section of the store because nobody would believe it

Hey...whatever sells...don't rain on our parade...

22 Jun 2006, 02:35	#18
Jeanie Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 996	Thanks guys, for providing the best laugh I've had so far today. And I'd definiately buy one of your "Behind the Loaf" books, before I'd buy a ghost in a bottle. J.

22 Jun 2006, 10:52	#21
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550	EUURRR this gonna be veryyyyy..strange.. just the first few pages of the one word story thread added to a kind of story start.. Hehe ... moderator's out the house, so here we go. Just post one single word to keep the story going. Starting with: Tomorrow night albatrosses and Donkey’s unite to see the antidisestablishmentarianism. Which will be very wet and inconvenient because butterflies emigrating to Birmingham to buy Meat Loaf’s underpants Because he had dirty once the stunk and were mine too and loved collecting his old g-strings so despite everything they tried, nothing seem to work. Maybe he just got excited at seeing weirdo’s every minute and talking about his only time away from home. Is he happy or sad, you hope that maybe happiness will prevail but something always got in the middle of Patti, and the thought so troubled him that antelopes jump higher than sharks, but Tortoise shells are hard, even when wet because of bones breaking everywhere making lots of baby shells turn chocolate guitars screaming banshees unlike toffee drumsticks from John’s secret collection of Kasim’s underwear which looked dirty, because farting leprechauns would put all their crumpets inside dribbling. As they went sideways walking into doors that remained closed. Meanwhile back at the ranch ,eat tittered at Rudolph’s red antlers hanging on Patti’s boobs. Suddenly a giant hairy ladybird with orange juice, and on leaking pants dripping meat which quickly went over his boots. Chemist the rubber duck floated until sprouts from Randy’s oldest sister grew bigger feet than Krusty the clown. However clowns are frighteningly anphibious. When ever bats fly vertically past Africa they kill some other reptiles like alligators which make nice handbags and gladrags Along henceforth we sing loudly

22 Jun 2006, 14:24	#22
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	That could be something like an official greeting on the first few pages.

22 Jun 2006, 15:09	#23
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Wow...this is a little bizarre even for me...and I am plenty bizarre

22 Jun 2006, 15:13	#24
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Listen, if you made a book of what goes on on these forums, you'd have to put it in the fiction section of the store because nobody would believe it