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Old 30 Oct 2006, 05:10   #1
Blackkat13
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Talking Kid Jokes

Do you all remember as a kid all those jokes we all told.....well let's retell them once again.....So Here's a few kid jokes I remember....


Q What does a dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A Ruff

Q Whats Green and flies?
A It be 1 of 2 things Super Pickle or a Bogger

Q Why didn't the skeleton Croos the road?
A He didn't have the guts
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Old 30 Oct 2006, 12:04   #2
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My favourite joke of all time, ever...

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
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Old 30 Oct 2006, 14:25   #3
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Q: What do you call a broken boomerang?
A: A stick.
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Old 30 Oct 2006, 14:28   #4
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Whats blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff!

Now, Whats pink and fluffy?




Blue fluff in disguise.
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