Amazing Simple Home Remedies

DIZZY DRUMMER · 23 Jun 2005, 17:15

A little extreme, but effective, I'm sure '-)

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage
will be almost instantly removed.

2 Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3 Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.

4 For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

5 A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
snooze button.

6 If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
you will be afraid to cough.

7 Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you
will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Tim · 23 Jun 2005, 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

3 Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.

Totally agree with this one!!

Very funny FA!!

Gez · 23 Jun 2005, 19:15

Debbi V · 23 Jun 2005, 19:16

Hey, Sharon -

Hmmmm - wonder where you got this list?

Cathie · 23 Jun 2005, 20:10

Love these, especially the last bit

needmoremeat · 23 Jun 2005, 20:22

Brilliant!!!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 23 Jun 2005, 22:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debbi V

Hey, Sharon -

Hmmmm - wonder where you got this list?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deb - it was too good to not share

Keab42 · 25 Jun 2005, 23:27

Rofl

meshurp · 26 Jun 2005, 00:00

i like, very funny!

23 Jun 2005, 17:15	#1
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Amazing Simple Home Remedies A little extreme, but effective, I'm sure '-) AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2 Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3 Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4 For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5 A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6 If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7 Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

23 Jun 2005, 19:15	#3
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633

23 Jun 2005, 19:16	#4
Debbi V Mega Loafer Join Date: 31.10.2003 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 1,364	Hey, Sharon - Hmmmm - wonder where you got this list?

23 Jun 2005, 20:10	#5
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Love these, especially the last bit

23 Jun 2005, 20:22	#6
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	Brilliant!!!!

25 Jun 2005, 23:27	#8
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	Rofl

26 Jun 2005, 00:00	#9
meshurp Super Loafer Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: In The World, somewhere... Posts: 444	i like, very funny!