06 Aug 2003, 18:45
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Mega Loafer
 Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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You Don't Know Jack Schitt!!
  Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.  Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.       Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!  
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06 Aug 2003, 19:05
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Invisible again!
Join Date: 30.06.2003
Location:
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Posts: 1,240
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No Schitt
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06 Aug 2003, 19:33
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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What a load of Schitt
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06 Aug 2003, 19:37
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Sinner
Join Date: 15.04.2003
Location: cyber space
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Chris you are certifiable Thank you this has given me the best laugh I've had in ages |
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06 Aug 2003, 19:47
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 20.04.2003
Location:
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thank you for sharing that schitt with us all was a good laugh
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06 Aug 2003, 22:30
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Senior Loafer
 Join Date: 18.07.2003
Location: Plymouth, Devon
Posts: 199
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I will spread the Schitt story around to my friends............thanks.
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06 Aug 2003, 22:32
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Senior Loafer
Join Date: 18.07.2003
Location: Plymouth, Devon
Posts: 199
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Just realised I'm a Junior Loafer now
 Young at heart!!!
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06 Aug 2003, 22:39
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Sweet But Sadistic
Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
Posts: 4,098
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Love it!
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06 Aug 2003, 22:50
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Super T
Join Date: 14.05.2003
Posts: 1,235
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Thanks Chris that's great
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07 Aug 2003, 00:02
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The Butcher
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
 Westervoort, The Netherlands
Posts: 10,321
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Heheh, very funny Chris!!!
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07 Aug 2003, 02:07
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
 Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 2,580
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You must be full of Schitt
 Very cute Chris!! Maria |
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07 Aug 2003, 19:54
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 23.03.2003
Location: Windeck, Germany
Posts: 606
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Good one!!!
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