The Dog House.

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 Mar 2008, 16:19

How did you get here?

I forgot her birthday.
I got drunk.
I made a pass at her sister.
I didn't show up.

Continue

belladonna-took · 23 Mar 2008, 20:49

Can you be SERIOUS?? Are you still alive?? If so, blame it ALL on the drink.
And practise your grovelling til it's perfect.

sexyeyes_jo · 23 Mar 2008, 20:51

neil if you ever did that to me you wouldn't be alive to tell the tail lol

belladonna-took · 23 Mar 2008, 20:53

That's what i thought Jo! He'd be typing from way beyond the grave!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 Mar 2008, 20:53

No no no no no no no :

Like R. has made a possible thread of excuses, this is a thread of possible ways of getting into trouble in the first place

Continuing with..............

I broke it.

R. · 23 Mar 2008, 20:54

Posted a "wrong" thread.

belladonna-took · 23 Mar 2008, 20:57

I got into trouble for playing scrabble on here for HOURS.

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 Mar 2008, 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

Posted a "wrong" thread.

Made a wise ass comment

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 Mar 2008, 21:00

I held a farting contest with my buddies in the living room.

duke knooby · 24 Mar 2008, 01:29

where should i start???

Battybarb · 24 Mar 2008, 09:31

come home very drunk..looking like "Alice Cooper",

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Mar 2008, 14:57

Forgot to feed the goldfish wjile she was away

Battybarb · 27 Mar 2008, 10:20

sent a saucy text to the wrong person by mistake

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 Mar 2008, 15:21

I got drunk and drove her new sports car into a tree

Battybarb · 27 Mar 2008, 19:27

forgot to record his fav programme,while on the website ((accidently on purpose)) ha ha

Battybarb · 28 Mar 2008, 19:44

sorry but i have had a slight accident while parking the car.....

Battybarb · 28 Mar 2008, 20:31

When you mistake this picture for someone who stared in "The Lost Boys"

Sorry about that,just having another mad mad half hour

sexyeyes_jo · 28 Mar 2008, 20:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Battybarb

When you mistake this picture for someone who stared in "The Lost Boys"

Sorry about that,just having another mad mad half hour

so wheres his fangs, cape and coffin i dread to think lol

Battybarb · 29 Mar 2008, 09:37

Yes,Jo you most definately have got a wicked streak lol....

MeatGrl1 · 27 Apr 2008, 04:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Battybarb

When you mistake this picture for someone who stared in "The Lost Boys"

Sorry about that,just having another mad mad half hour

This looks like Sean... Is it ?

Battybarb · 27 Apr 2008, 11:41

yea Emma,thats Sean....

belladonna-took · 27 Apr 2008, 13:03

omg..the HAIR!!!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 Apr 2008, 20:23

I dragged a thread off topic

Battybarb · 27 Apr 2008, 22:31

telling the bus driver he is f**ker for missing the bus stop...

Battybarb · 18 May 2008, 23:51

Taking the other halfs car out in the snow without permission

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23 Mar 2008, 16:19	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	The Dog House. How did you get here? I forgot her birthday. I got drunk. I made a pass at her sister. I didn't show up. Continue Last edited by The Flying Mouse; 23 Mar 2008 at 16:53.

23 Mar 2008, 20:49	#2
belladonna-took Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2007 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 1,137	Can you be SERIOUS?? Are you still alive?? If so, blame it ALL on the drink. And practise your grovelling til it's perfect.

23 Mar 2008, 20:51	#3
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	neil if you ever did that to me you wouldn't be alive to tell the tail lol

23 Mar 2008, 20:53	#4
belladonna-took Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2007 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 1,137	That's what i thought Jo! He'd be typing from way beyond the grave!!

23 Mar 2008, 20:53	#5
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	No no no no no no no : Like R. has made a possible thread of excuses, this is a thread of possible ways of getting into trouble in the first place Continuing with.............. I broke it.

23 Mar 2008, 20:54	#6
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Posted a "wrong" thread.

23 Mar 2008, 20:57	#7
belladonna-took Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2007 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 1,137	I got into trouble for playing scrabble on here for HOURS.

23 Mar 2008, 21:00	#9
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I held a farting contest with my buddies in the living room.

24 Mar 2008, 01:29	#10
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,892	where should i start???

24 Mar 2008, 09:31	#11
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	come home very drunk..looking like "Alice Cooper",

24 Mar 2008, 14:57	#12
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Forgot to feed the goldfish wjile she was away

27 Mar 2008, 10:20	#13
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	sent a saucy text to the wrong person by mistake

27 Mar 2008, 15:21	#14
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I got drunk and drove her new sports car into a tree

27 Mar 2008, 19:27	#15
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	forgot to record his fav programme,while on the website ((accidently on purpose)) ha ha

28 Mar 2008, 19:44	#16
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	sorry but i have had a slight accident while parking the car.....

28 Mar 2008, 20:31	#17
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	When you mistake this picture for someone who stared in "The Lost Boys" Sorry about that,just having another mad mad half hour

29 Mar 2008, 09:37	#19
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	Yes,Jo you most definately have got a wicked streak lol....

27 Apr 2008, 11:41	#21
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	yea Emma,thats Sean....

27 Apr 2008, 13:03	#22
belladonna-took Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2007 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 1,137	omg..the HAIR!!!!

27 Apr 2008, 20:23	#23
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I dragged a thread off topic

27 Apr 2008, 22:31	#24
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	telling the bus driver he is f**ker for missing the bus stop...