You gotta laugh....

[Eddie's Teddy]

In case you needed further proof that the world has gone potty, here
are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do
not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)


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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a
car
or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off
those bulldozers.)


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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot
after heating."
(..and you thought????...)



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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while
sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to
work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No
purchase
necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)


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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular
soap."
(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:
Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes
on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(.I'm taking this because???....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or
outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the
other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this
one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)

Just got that in an email. It tickled me anyway.

[hayley]

[Rockette]

There's no vaccination against stupidity!

[hayley]

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)

Thats my favorite one, who would of done that??????????

[Eddie's Teddy]

Originally Posted by hayley

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)

Thats my favorite one, who would of done that??????????

The mind boggles......

[gotham_child]

bought a pint of milk and on the side was a goverment allergy warning contains milk...
A barman shown me this but kp peanuts *warning contains peanuts* well duh didnt want soap powder now did i.

[RadioMaster]

Originally Posted by hayley

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)

Thats my favorite one, who would of done that??????????

Erm...dont know

[mszee]

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpos...&postcount=382

[Eddie's Teddy]

Originally Posted by mszee

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpos...&postcount=382

Sorry, didn't know that was there. Still quite funny for those who missed it first time.