Best invention ever ...

R. · 09 Sep 2004, 23:03

Teh many uses of Vodka ...

To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes..
Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.
Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.
If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.
To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.
To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear.
To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!

Biter · 10 Sep 2004, 00:03

Did you know coca-cola removes rust and absinthe makes wounds heal extremely fast? Its true. Its really good if you have burnt yourself.

WD40 on gypsophelia (them wispy white bouquet fillers) makes it last for weeks.

If you crush, de-husk and infuse budgie seed with a little honey, white wine and Vicks menthol and rub it into wood (eg wardrobe), your clothes will always smell fresh and moths hate the smell. The seed stops it rotting the wood.
Or you could just use dried cloves.

A capful of olive oil revives stale pot pourri. It is also a good fingernail conditioner.

Guiness is good for dyed hair (especially red and black, not blonde)

Jack Daniels was Invented solely for the purpose of getting drunk and not giving a flying fig about the above.

I hope this helps everybody

Chris · 10 Sep 2004, 15:25

You forgot vodkas most important quality.....

.....it makes ugly people look better and better as the night progresses!!!!

Also, coke is highly acidic and is stronger than most bleaches for cleaning toilets and heavily stained grouting.

LP · 10 Sep 2004, 16:33

Apparently if you leave cola in the toilet over a couple of days it will clean it right up.....

Also if you drop a coin into cola it will dissolve......eventually. We tried it at work and it did clean the coin.

Not drinking it ever again.

Beer on the other hand is good for everything.

09 Sep 2004, 23:03	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Best invention ever ... Teh many uses of Vodka ... To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!

10 Sep 2004, 00:03	#2
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Did you know coca-cola removes rust and absinthe makes wounds heal extremely fast? Its true. Its really good if you have burnt yourself. WD40 on gypsophelia (them wispy white bouquet fillers) makes it last for weeks. If you crush, de-husk and infuse budgie seed with a little honey, white wine and Vicks menthol and rub it into wood (eg wardrobe), your clothes will always smell fresh and moths hate the smell. The seed stops it rotting the wood. Or you could just use dried cloves. A capful of olive oil revives stale pot pourri. It is also a good fingernail conditioner. Guiness is good for dyed hair (especially red and black, not blonde) Jack Daniels was Invented solely for the purpose of getting drunk and not giving a flying fig about the above. I hope this helps everybody

10 Sep 2004, 15:25	#3
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	You forgot vodkas most important quality..... .....it makes ugly people look better and better as the night progresses!!!! Also, coke is highly acidic and is stronger than most bleaches for cleaning toilets and heavily stained grouting.

10 Sep 2004, 16:33	#4
LP Super Loafer Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 262	Apparently if you leave cola in the toilet over a couple of days it will clean it right up..... Also if you drop a coin into cola it will dissolve......eventually. We tried it at work and it did clean the coin. Not drinking it ever again. Beer on the other hand is good for everything.