EDDIES DICTIONARY
MARKS AND SPENCERS
DEFINITION:
Old frumpy woman shop filled with hordes of old frumpy women trying to kid themselves that what they're buying is modern.
MATALAN
DEFINITITION
A glorified charity shop bursting to the brim with useless things, mothers with screaming offspring. NEEDS LEATHER!!!!
TESCO
DEFINITION
Moody shop "assistants" who throw you dirty looks when you ask where the shampoo is. How the hell I am supposed to know its the row i've just been down. Also bursting with little evil toddlers and stressed unhappy mothers.
Guess what mood i'm in!
Nah, i got a walkman from Argos (why oh why can't this be a simple shop?!?) so am in a good mood! weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
