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Came out with great one this morning at work:
Pourquam si solus non lucet!!!
Latin for Stick it where the sun don't shine!!
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 Here's a few more for you Chris.
(taken from a groovy book called Latin For All Occasions by Henry Beard)
Podex perfectus es = You are a total asshole.
De stella Martis vere venisti = You are deffinatly from Mars.
Stercorum pro cerebro habes = You have shit for brains.
Caput tuumin ano est = You have your head up your ass.
And one more for Patricia as it's her fav insult 
Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum = Screw you and the horse you rode in on. |
I am so glad I am not the only person who bought that book!!!!
I have no idea why, but i feel i cna sleep better knowing that I know when to say "Mescha Mobilis" (sp?) to someone!! |
This book sound rather amazingly funny! Does any soul know where i can buy it from??  |
Latin For All Occasions by Henry Beard.It was produced for a chain store that sells reproduction antiques (that's the only way I can describe it) called Past Times.There are a couple of different volumes.The one I have (Vol 1) is a dark green colour.
It's not the most useful book in the world, but I find it quite funny learning how to order a bag of gummy bears, curse your computer, cheer on your fav sports team, or rob a bank in Latin
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For instance, An all purpose stick up note...
Catapultum habeo.Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
"I have a catapult.Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."