Dear sin.
as you can see i eventually escaped from my recent escapade in cyberspace. But now i have a serious prob....
me and my friends were watching rocky horror, and when eddie come on, I hugged a pillow and apparently i went bright red, and I was wearing an evil litle grin something that looked like this.
They worked it out that i fancy the pants of him (ooooh, yeah

) But the problem is, young meat looks like a male version of one of my friends, who's a girl.
They now think i fancy her (which i don't because i'm straight and i like my men too much). How can i get the message across that i fancy meaty boy and not my friend?
love
airhead