At days like these, snowy, me at work, nose drilling, looking out of the window and eyes half closed, a lot of thoughts come to my mind and I ask myself:
- How get the „keep of the gras“-signs right in the middle of the lawn?
- the man who discovers that cows do give milk, what was he doing at that moment?!
- When Chinese throw rice at a wedding, do Mexicans throw cactuss?
- If a word is written the wrong way in a dictionary, do we ever get to know that?
- Why is „abbreviation“ such a long word?
- How do you know, that the invisible ink is empty?
- bread and butter always lands on the butter-side. A cat always lands on her paws. What happens, if you put butter on a cat’s back?
- Do the employees of Lipton also get a „coffee-break“?
- Why has the lid of a coffin to be nailed on?
- What does sheep count, if they cannot sleep?
- If you drive a car with speed of light, what happends if you switch on the headlight?
- Does a fire victim get a reduction at the crematorium?
- And last: how does a blind man know, that he has finished cleaning his backside?
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