[Chris]

• If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over.

• To get your daily exercise, just click on "run."

• If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend."

• To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and "control panel."

• To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

• If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

• When you lose your car keys, click "Find."

• "Help" with chores is just a click away.

• Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would just use your diskette to recover from a crash.

• When you make a bad decision, just click "edit," "Undo."

Things could be so much easier!!!!!