Oh, absolutely brilliant!
So, when did you come to stay at my house? You have my dogs and cat well sussed! Especially the stairs and the toilet bit - I really don't know how we all fit in there sometimes! (gave up trying to preserve the paint on the other side).
Can I add to this?.....
When Mummy and Daddy are getting friendly in bed, it is not compulsory to jump up and bounce around too...... nor is it very friendly to curl your lip at Daddy - he's not hurting Mummy.
And, I would find it much easier to tie my laces without your nose or to tongue in my ear!