Well if I had the money
Tell you what I'd do
I'd take a contract out upon a Mercury or two
Driven crazy by a Mercury
Lord maddened by a Mercury
I'd buy me up this Mercury
And fire me a Chief Exec or two
Well hey now promo guy
You look so fine
You're promoting CDs but they sure as hell ain't mine
Driven crazy by a Mercury
Lord maddened by a Mercury
I've been shafted by a Mercury
And so I'm headed on the road
Well hey now promo guys
Who needs you?
The album just went platinum, my concerts sold out too
Driven crazy by a Mercury
I was maddened by a Mercury
So I hitched my pants and hired a bus
And drove that sucker down the road!
Well if I had the time
I tell you what I'd do
I'd go and kick the asses of a promo guy or two
Driven crazy by a Mercury
Oh hell I'm maddened by a Mercury
I'd stick them on my fender
And I'd cruise them up and down the road
Oh yeah .. I'd stick them on my fender
And I'd cruise them up and down the road
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