Hi Badattitude, those were really good
I have a few more "Grains of Salt" to share
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is sweeping the room with a glance.
7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
8. If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the trip.
9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
10. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
11. Men are from earth, women are from earth. Deal with it.
12. No man has ever been shot while doing dishes.
13. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
14. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
15. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.