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shadow1000001 · 12 Dec 2003, 03:34

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffiene addiction, switch to expresso.

4. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sexual favors".

5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

7. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh histerically after they answer.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

9. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

10. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!".

11. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, Run for your lives, they're loose!!!

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:

12. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

12 Dec 2003, 03:34	#1
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffiene addiction, switch to expresso. 4. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sexual favors". 5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 7. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh histerically after they answer. 8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 9. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 10. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!". 11. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, Run for your lives, they're loose!!! And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: 12. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."