I once dreamed I was at my local youth group. I was sitting with my back to this little impromtu stage at the end of the hall where the youth group meet. I suddenly look behind me and see Meat on stage performing Read Em and Weep with another girl. I thought "What's he doing here?!" I faced back the way I was sitting, then realised I should actually be watching Meat. He'd finished Read Em and Weep, and he asked me if I'd perform AFL with him. I said yes, as you do, it being my fave song and all. He was busy getting set up (dunno what for! He looked set up from where I was!), and I got the feeling that he was just about to ask me to come up on stage to perform my most fave song of all time and the one that has stayed with me for the past ten years...........then my Dad flushed the toilet and I woke up

I was not happy with Dad!!!!!!!