A man is driving down a country road when he feels his car go over a bump.He gets out to investigate, and is horrified to find out he has run over a rabbit.The man is utterly distraught and breaks down crying by the side of the road.At this moment, a priest happened to be driving by.He sees the man and stops to see if he can help."Whatever is the matter my son?" the priest asked."Oh father,I have commited a terrible crime" he sobbed."I've killed this poor rabbit.Please father, i've never killed a living thing in my life.Is there anything you can do?Perform last rights perhaps?The priest smiled and said "don't worry, I think I have just the thing".The priest walked back to his car, picked up a bottle and went over to the slain bunny.He sprinkled the contents over the rabbit, who then suddenly sat up.The rabbit sniffed the air and hopped away.When he had gone no further than 5 yards,he turned to the two men and waved.He continued on his way, stopping every 5 yards to stop and wave at the two men."PRAISE THE LORD" the man shouted."It's a miracle.Tell me father, how did you do it?What was it in the bottle?Was it holy water?"No" the priest replied."It's hare restorer with a permanent wave".
