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Old 24 Nov 2003, 17:41   #210
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This is one for the British audience:

A farmer is in despair, it is the bleakest winter he has ever experienced and his cattle are suffering. Soon his desperation turns to sadness as he realises that all of his cattle have been frozen solid. He turns away to walk home and just as he turns he sees a figure walking across his frozen field.

The figure gets closer and it turns out to be a little old lady. The little old lady touches the nose of one of the cows and miraculously it comes back to life!!

The farmer is amazed!

The little old lady touches each of the beasts one by one and they all spring back into life! Then, as mysteriously as she appeared, the little old lady walked away across the field…..

Just at that moment the farmer’s wife walked up to her husband after viewing the spectacle.

“I cant believe what I just saw, who was that women?” Asks the farmer.

“Don’t you know?” Replied the wife

“That was Thora Hird”


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