We are all guilty of doing something really stupid or just downright embarassing. Or even saying something at the right moment.
Just a quick note: He actually said these things, and these things weren't on here to make fun of, but to share something funny.
My Aunt was discussing to my big uncle about how fiber, if you eat it, can make you lose weight. My cousin Ryan was in the room and picked this up.
So Ryan was at school, and his really big teacher went up to write something on the board. Ryan at the first of the row spoke up and said, "Do you eat fiber?"
The Teacher put him out in the hall for 5 minutes, as she draged his desk to the classroom door. She was pulling the desk backwards towards the door, and Ryan's head peeked into the classeroom and in a high pitched voice, he said, "beep beep beep, "like a big truck would if it were to back up.