[dottie]

Originally Posted by Chris

Mrs D.

Try plenty of alcohol so you don't care what the dancing looks like.
Tried that didn't work

Try hiring a young male dancing instructor to help you learn to dance!!!!!
Are you offering Chris

Or, seriously, try rubbing joints (especially knees) with Emu oil which is available from health food stores. Works wonders on arthritis, stiff joints and rheumatism. I gonna try this emu's Oil Chris, I presume you speak from experience

Yours

C