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Originally Posted by Wario
Ive always wanted to do a music video montage to this to "Where the Rubber Meets The Road".... someday
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Might need new lyrics for that
Somewhere some guy is crazy.
He's not quite right in the head.
He's just picked up a woman
And he wants to make her dead.
Somewhere those wheels are rolling.
At a speed that's not correct
Somewhere somebody's accepting a lift
Without a background check...
I'm a son of a B
Believe you me.
I'm the ultimate king of the road.
And if you date a comic.
And he makes you want to vomit.
Then your welcome to join my load.
It takes a nice guy act to do it.
And you'll never see see through it.
To the messed up guy that I am.
You can say i'm a nut.
And i'm a little depraved.
Gonna wish that you had flown Pan Am.
Where the rubber meets the road.
Picked up a girl now it's time to go.
I used to be nice when we said hello.
Now the rubber meets the road.
Now girl you're a beauty.
I'm a bit of a beast.
I got a bloody big knife right here.
I like to slam on the brakes.
If the car behind is close.
Even if we're in 4th gear.
Two lanes of blacktop
Sylvia riding shotgun.
She'll find i'm a loon a little too late.
Got a shrink in my hometown.
Telling a review board.
Swearin' my brains are f*cking baked.
Where the rubber meets the road.
Welcome to psychotic mode.
Acted all nice when we said hello.
Now the rubber meets the road.
Where the rubber meets the road.
Ram little cars and watch them explode.
I like to kill but she don't know.
Where the rubber meets the road!
Somewhere some guy is crazy.
And some girl's half out of her head.
Her boyfriend's acting fearless.
And someone will end up dead.
Somewhere those wheels are rolling.
And you better get out the way.
Somewhere somebody's just hitched a ride
Like in a film by Michael Bay
Somewhere somebody's just got a lift
Should have stayed in bed that day.
Where the rubber meets the road.
New definition to the phrase "dead load".
Gone a little nuts since we said hello.
Now the rubber meets the road.
Where the rubber meets the road.
Don't forget your green cross code.
You'll end up dead as a Do Do.
Where the rubber meets the road!
Where the rubber meets the road.
Running so fast that you'll need a commode.
Lot of shit's gone down since we said hello.
Now the rubber meets the road.
Where the rubber meets the road.
Boy meets girl then gunfire explodes.
Watch Goliath go go go
Chances of survival are prety damned low.
Who'll live or die? I just don't know
Where the rubber meets the road!
Where the rubber meets the road!
Somewhere some guy was crazy.
He wasn't quite right in the head.
He picked up a pissed off woman
With an aim to make her dead.
Somewhere that girl is thankfull
But there's just one little thing.
Somewhere somebody's got one less place.
To wear a pinky ring.
