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shadow1000001 · 08 Nov 2003, 08:52

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just being insignificant.

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Chaos, panic, and disorder----my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

And last but not least:

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

08 Nov 2003, 08:52	#1
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work.... I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? I'm not being rude. You're just being insignificant. Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Chaos, panic, and disorder----my work here is done. How do I set a laser printer to stun? And last but not least: Who lit the fuse on your tampon?