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Originally Posted by Monstro
Large whisky, diet coke, little bit of ice in a lead crystal highball please
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Breaking out the lead crystal.
If you look over in the corner there, there's a bloke who can ingrave the Monstro coat of arms on it for you
But talking whiskey, I was watching a program last night, and someone ordered a 30 year old scotch WITH ICE
That's a barable offence in this establishment.
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Originally Posted by SW31
i'll have what he's having
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The long wait, or the drink?
Same drink, same glass, you know where the engraving dude is
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Originally Posted by melon
My legs hurt, I need another
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You need another leg?
OK, i've got a friend of a friend in the Russian mafia who do black market body parts, but mama always told me that products from the black market body part Russian mafia are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
Usually gangrene
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Originally Posted by Monstro
good job I'm pouring my own, service is shite here!!!!!!
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I will be more than happy to set up a paypal account for the Bat & Bellfry, and if you would all like to pay me for the virtual drinks I sell, and the wit, wisdom, and insight I provide free of charge, like the virtual nuts that you don't see on the non existant virtual bar, i'll be do this job full time.
Until then, you can wait for your non existant toxicants :
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Originally Posted by BostonAngel
Tres Rios Tequila - Anejo, please. With lime. No salt necessary
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Coming right up.
BTW, with or w/out the worm?