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Originally Posted by melon
Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :)
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One pint of Yonks coming up.
We don't get much call for that beverage
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Originally Posted by chairboys
Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair 
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OK, so that's someone with a pair of hands, legs, hair, and fruit.
I'll see what I can do.
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Originally Posted by GDW
What kind of bar is this!!!!
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A question that is better left unasked
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Originally Posted by Evil Ernie
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You don't put ice in beer.

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It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.
Someone asked me for ice in a glass of water once.
FFS? Drinking
water?