A. We have no moderator named "Charlie" (or even one named "C").
B. Contrary to popular belief, the staff do not have horns on our heads
C. We do not kidnap people by promising them an adventure at "Candy Mountain", drug them, perform illegal surgery, and then sell their organs online to the highest bidder.
The public relations office just wouldn't allow it.
D. We are not animated.
E. None of us sound like Jedward.
F. We do not listen to songs sung by magical letters of the alphabet or in any other way allow ourselves to be influenced by them.
G. We do not own a Leeropluridon (or even, in my case, have the slightest f*cking idea how to spell it) magical or not.
With all this considered, it's still a more accurate portrayal of the facts than the To Hell And Back movie
