[Wario]

Read if you want the logic behind this atrocity ruined for you, thus ruining this whole thing for you COMPLETELY:

You dont think I dont know how to mix an audio track? I did a 15 minute Meat Loaf montage two years ago (wow its been that long). And while that was video, everything was all timed and spliced specifically to music like the vocals should have been on this track. I could have done that here, it wouldve been sweet. A little reverb, tempo and autotune would've made this like a gaga track. But if it was sweet, it would've ruined the "terrible" aspect I wanted to go for. I could've made this 1 billion times better If I really really wanted to, but this isnt anything more then a high brow parody and tribute to a certain anniversary of when a certain guy named Frank added purposed Dance beats to a certain 1986 album.

This is the "What if Frank Ferian was high and decided to go crazy" scenario.

Once people start to realize during the summer of 1986 Rock & Roll Mercenaries was released as a single (BBIS came out in September and the debut single came out at least two months prior and I have a mimed performance dated July 1986), maybe people will understand.

I don't just do things to mess with everyone on here. I always have a reason. I felt so dirty making this I decided to stop after the 1 minute mark.

I expected lols and mr. greens. Not evil similes and face palms.

Happy 25th anniversary RRM!