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Old 16 Jan 2011, 11:46   #947
daveake
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Who should you consult for sex insurance?

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex with your future wife - Mutual Trust.

Sex with long-term partner - Standard Life.

Sex with your secretary - Employer's Liability.

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your biographer - Quote me happy.

Sex in a hurry - Insure & Go.

Casual sex with different partners - Go Compare.

Sex with a she-male - Confused.com
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