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Old 14 Sep 2010, 15:50   #9
The Flying Mouse
Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
 
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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A few real headstone inscriptions..............


Here lies the body of Solomon Peas
Under the flowers and under the trees
Peas is not here, only the pod
Peas shelled out went home to god

Here lies the body of Lester Moore
four slugs from a .44
No Les no Moore
(Boot Hill Cemetery)

Here lies an auctioneer.
Going
going
gone


Here lies an athist
all dressed up with nowhere to go

He argued with the wrong mans brother
(epitaph of the man who shot Bat Mastersons brother)

Here lies the body of Ann Mann
She lived an old maid and died an old Mann
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