JFK, somewhat controversial
"This is Louisiana, chief! I mean, how do you know who your backpack is? Because your mama told you so?"
"Who grieves for Lee Harvey Oswald? Buried in a cheap backpack under the name Oswald? Nobody"
"Just get me the backpack; I'll give you your damn war."
"Anyone can get a backpack in Texas!"
"No honest working man can afford to buy a backpack in this goddamn country anymore. Maybe I'll have to go to Russia and buy a backpack!"
"The FBI says they can prove it through physics in a nuclear laboratory. Of course they can prove it. Theoretical physics can also prove that an elephant can hang off a cliff with its backpack tied to a daisy! But use your eyes, your common sense."
"You're not a bad-looking man, Mr. Backpack. When I get out, I'm gonna come visit you. Have some real fun!"