Please
don't tell me what knob rot is, especially the galloping sort

!!!
Anyway, what you could do is remind them that he has the 5th best selling album of all time (Bat 1), the biggest selling Metal album of all time in the UK (Bat 2), the biggest number one single of the 90's (IWDAFL), the best songs, and above all, more talent in his little finger than all the other artists out there at the moment put together!!!!

:P
Right.
That's my little rant over :)