A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five year old son playing with his neweletric train in thel iving room. She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of your b......s who want off get the hell off now, 'caus this is the last stop! And all of you b......s who are getting on get your a..e in the train. Cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room andstay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language".
Two hours later, the son came out of the nedroom andresumed playing with his train, soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say
"All passengers who aredisembarking the train, please remember to ake all of yourbelongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. " She hears the little boy continue, "For thos of you boarding we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under the seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".
As the mother began to smile, the child added.
"FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE PISSED OFF ABOUT THE TWO HOUR DELAY, PLEASE DIRECT YOUR COMPLAINTS TO THE FAT BITCH IN THE KITCHEN"
