I made this poem for you bro:
I see it is your birthday, so have another beer
Then later on tonight, go and spank a baby deer
I know we've had our differences, and that really makes me sad
Like when I drank your Pepsi Big Gulp, and you got ~~~~ing mad
I really hope all of your wishes do come true
And instead of hair extensions, use some super glue.
Love Chrissiepoo
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