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Originally Posted by ~Helen~

I was talking to a customer today who appeared to be slightly hard of hearing. The Government says we have to ask our customers who telephone us, for some equalities data - 'so we know who our customers are'. Anyway, I had gotten successfully through age, and nationality, and on to...

"Do you consider yourself to have a disability?"

"Married", the man replied.

Nice!