A) Meat once had an incident with a badly wired microphone at a concert in the pouring rain. The resulting electric shock made his arm convulse, but he found that this improved his vibrato, so thereafter he requested that his microphones were always wired this way. Of course, following his heart operation a few years ago the doctors told him that this practice cannot continue, so these days he uses a radio mike fashioned from a sex toy. It's a little-known fact that when he goes off stage for a "rest", it's actually to change the batteries.
Q) Is it true that Meat is addicted to donuts?
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