OK ... you want part of the real list?
People who dither in the supermarket.
People who eat coconut near me.
People who's opinions are so strong that they cpontinue to force their opinion on others whilst refusing to listen to an opinion that differs from theirs.
People who eat coconut slightly further away form me.
People who have no concept of personal space.
People who eat coconut.
People who don't understand what lane to be in when approaching a roundabout.
Coconut.
Supermarket staff who block the aisle, and supermarket customers who do the same thing, it's a shop not a social club!
Bounty bars.
oh and ...
People who point out that actually a Chicken Korma's contains coconut. I know! But I enjoy them anyway
