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Old 17 Feb 2009, 23:08   #858
The Flying Mouse
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One sunny day in 2009, an old soldier approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with Vice President Palin."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Palin is not Vice President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with Vice President Sarah Palin."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Palin is not Vice President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine saying, "I would like to go in and meet with Vice President Sarah Palin."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs Palin. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Palin is not the Vice President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing you say it!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow sir."
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