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Originally Posted by RadioMaster
looks like the son of Jonty and Freddy Mercury
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Boy (and because of your age you might not know who he is, I am forced to use that) if you want to know how funny that man is, download, buy or look up the film A Night at the opera....
for instance some of his quotes include...
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
and the final two
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?