On an e bay listing for a guitar.............
THIS GUITAR WAS BOUGHT FOR MYSELF BY MY WIFE WHO THOUGHT I WAS SUFFERING AN IDENTITY CRISIS AND WANTED TO BE NOEL GALLAGHER, UNBEKNOWN TO ME , IT'S ACTUALLY WELL HARD TO LEARN, KEPT SNAPPING THE STRINGS ,COULD'NT TUNE IT PROPERLY,ETC,ETC.(FINGER'S LIKE COW'S UDDERS DIDN'T HELP !) SO IM CURRENTLY EYING UP A NICE KAZOO INSTEAD!
HAPPY BIDDING, HOPE YOU HAVE A BETTER BASH AT IT THAN ME!
Gave me a chuckle that did
